Empalogical

Empalogical - the nature of being both benevolently empathetic and extremely logical at the same time.

Susan Sarandon is a very empalogical person.

by jhscott89 January 10, 2009

EMPORORER

amusing deliberate misspelling of "emperor."

In response to the new Facebook guidelines I hereby declare I AM THE EMPORORER OF ALL MY DATAS, and I will get righteously indignant if Facebook uses my datas contrary to the how I imagine I want them to, rather than read the new Facebook guidelines or investigate its privacy settings.

by willwhim December 5, 2012

emplosion

Process of simultaneous explosion and implosion. Intense but without any measurable effects to the outside world.

I was about to sneeze but it ended up with an intense emplosion.

by ZgodniDida September 17, 2013

Empty Net Syndrome

This debilitating syndrome is caused when ones child/children suddenly cease to play hockey. It is almost exclusively experienced by people of Canadian descent. Symptoms can include inexplicable weeping, excessive consumption of poutine, and in unusually severe cases, visits to the local hockey rink in an attempt to socialize with the hockey crowd.

Don't make eye contact with her, she has a severe case of Empty Net Syndrome.

by Jafeica November 3, 2015

empooee

A person that religiously holds in their morning shit until they get to work so that they get paid to poo.

I love that Ian is an empooee, we save so much money on toilet paper at home.

by Crayzee baller June 7, 2016

Emparatis

The term used for the action of rolling a joint

Yo my friend is Emparatising rn wanna go over to his house to smoke when he’s done?

by Lord of acrossthestreetia August 3, 2018

empire.nz

Top CS:GO CGL/CGX league team in Oceania

Person 1: "Oh hey, did you go to the lan-slide in Melbourne? Empire.nz 16-0'd Orphic.eS"
Person 2: "No surprise there."

by Imperialism November 1, 2018