dick dumpling

feeding someone an eclair which was replaced with your own gooy filling.

dude: i gave this one girl a dick dumpling.

man: oo shit dude thats crazy.

by stonerjoe69 June 13, 2009

crop dusting

To walk into an enclosed area with a crowd of people and let out a juicy fart, then quickly exit before the smell registers, thereby leaving yourself blameless for the said fart.

I wish I could have seen the look on the clerks face when I left that nice crop dusting behind.

by 3pharmacychicks March 24, 2010

crop dusting

Origin: Ohio

Crop Dusting is a game or activity where the object is to rub your sack/unit against an unsuspecting person during conversation and acting like it was an accident, or pretending it never happened. Usually works best when one person is seated.

Crop Dust Scoring:
Male-1 point
Female-2points
Any Celebrity-5 points

Dude, that fuck just crop dusted me.

Hey, why the fuck are you crop dusting me right now?

by dont god damn worry about it December 28, 2005

Tuscaloosa Dumpling

The perverse sexual act of defecating in your partners mouth.

Crapping in your girls mouth as a sexual act called a Tuscaloosa Dumpling.

by Bender B R February 12, 2009

Rickshaw Dumpling

It's when you remove the "matress" from your futon, trap a midget under the base, and then shit between the slats into the eyes of the trapped midget.

Dude, I brought home this hottie midget from the bar and I totally laid down the Rickshaw Dumpling!

by PapiSanchez212 September 12, 2010

Crop dusting

Sprinkling weed for any purpose, usually when rolling joints.

Dude, I can't talk right now, I'm crop dusting this joint.

by the420farmer April 9, 2009

Dumpstone

Located in Queens, NY, where da italians hang out on Francis Lewis Blvd,looking for the high-maintenance chics...

"I won't live there, it is a DUMP" I'm going back to Austria where my step-bro and the Burgermeister watches me do da wild thang in the closet!

by Castagna August 9, 2003