donald duck

v. to wear a shirt with no pants.

Hey, it's a nice day today. I think I'll donald duck it.

by esong March 25, 2004

fuck a duck

An ode to duck fucking to the tune of the popular children's song, "Row, Row, Row Your Boat"

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
69 a porcupine.
Orgy at the zoo.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
Finger an orangutang.
Orgy at the zoo.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
Eat a grape, rape an ape.
Orgy at the zoo.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
Masturbate with a snake
Sunning at the zoo.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck
Gently in the ass
Roll around on the ground
Until you cum at last!

by Quackalishus March 22, 2004

Ducks in a row

To have oneself in complete composure; to make sure things are running smoothly

If you're going to go parachuting in the nude, make sure you have your ducks in a row.

by Anonymous May 07, 2003

Cool Duck

A person who is indefinitely cooler than the rest of the world. People like this are very rare, yet when met, should be exalted. A Cool Duck will often do things that most people think are lame or uncool, but in actuality, they ARE cool. Cool Ducks also enjoy looking at girls' chests.

Being a Cool Duck requires all of but not limited to the following:

Playing Pokemon
Stepping on people's shoes
Randomly hitting people
Shouting "Quack"
Being in Acadec
Cussing for no apparent reason
Looking at Boobs
Taking Opportunities.

1: Dude, why is that guy looking at her boobs so discreetly?
2: Damn, what a cool duck.

by JatYou September 02, 2009

Toilet Duck

When you produce a short, but loud fart while sitting on a toilet that sounds like an angry duck (in part by the toilet bowl amplifying the sound).

"I could hear Jim's toilet duck from outside of the bathroom."

by mariomixedup February 20, 2017

ducking fisgusted

It means, "fucking disgusted" but bypasses the onboard censor found in many online BBSs, fora, and games.

I'm ducking fisgusted.
It is 100 in the shade, not counting the humidity factor - the kind of weather that brings out all the worst in people...and, doncha know, cancha tell, this evening was *my* turn to be abused by a 'Honky Blocker'.

by Telephony July 11, 2014

duck's disease

If you are suffering from "Duck's Disease", you are very short or have short legs. In other words, your bottom is very close to the ground.

Jeez, look at that short fella waddling along over there, he must have Duck's Disease.

by JamieBlade May 08, 2018