Death Driver

Name given to troupe of automotive thrill show performers that toured the USA from the 1930s to the 1950s. These daredevils were the forerunners of Evil Knievel, who attempted to jump Arizona's Grand Canyon in the late 1960s. Some famous Death Drivers were Joie Chitwood, Lucky Teeter, Bob Clay, Jimmy Lynch, and Oscar Abraham.

Lets get down to the fairgrounds and see the Death Driver show.

by Sean Clay June 16, 2008

Bad Drivers

Grown adults who can't master the incredibly simple skill of putting your hands on the steering wheel and applying pressure on the gas with their feet, or using the insane innovative gadget known as a turn signal, or understand what a red octagon sign means. Thanks to them, the roads are a battleground where driving properly yourself isn't enough to be safe. You're lucky to go even a day without running into someone who totally messes up something simple on the road. We all mess up sometimes, it's understandable, but if you're constantly hearing horns, you may just be a bad driver, so please get off the road until you learn how to drive properly. Also, no one over the age of 85 should drive. It's irresponsible and dangerous.

Bad Drivers are annoying. It's no longer possible to drive in peace, and following the rules is no longer enough.

by broke ass happy man October 22, 2020

Volvo driver

Someone driving a Volvo brand vehicle.

Sitting behind the wheel of the sleeperless cab as it cruised down the highway was a Volvo driver.

by _twister October 28, 2009

Race Car Driver

A man who likes to engage in promiscuous interracial gay sex in restaurant bathrooms.

Frank: "Hey buddy. Name's Frank. You a race car driver?"
Teddy: "Oh yes."
*Frank and Teddy commence with gay sex in stall four*

by David Cline June 12, 2008

Bus Driver

The definition of Bus Driver traces it routes to Mexican folklore, where parents told their child if they did not behave, an angry short chubby gringo would steal (or molest) their souls. In modern times, this term has been relegated to a specific bus dispatcher. He is prone to unnecessary and disturbing conversations. Usually these involve a misunderstanding of his job, sticking it to the man, smoke-stacks, non-work related fluids (penetrating oil, or gallons of rum), and the boasting of extremely durable items that are not actually durable. The purpose of these conversations is to avoid work, or to one up another's story. This leads to a series of unsupportable fallacies. Examples are part-time diabetes, and laptops stronger than stone. Prolonged exposure to this individual may lead to turrets like blurting of random words and noises. In rare instances, this may escalate to feline AIDS.

"Fred walked over to Barney's desk to Bus Driver the project. In the end, Barney ended up doing Fred's work and showing HR where he was touched on a teddy bear."

by DeadPuffin November 14, 2013

Pile Driver

Adult beverage consisting of vodka and prune juice.

Chase a can of corn down with a pile driver or two, and you and your butthole are gonna be in a fight.

by The Fuck You Soul Brother October 3, 2006

bus driver

an person who repeatedly throws an individual(s) under the bus.

What a bus driver! I can't believe he threw me under the bus again for the second time this month! Is he trying to get me fired?

by Frank S. M. August 18, 2008