dripping penis

A person that always makes situations uncomfortable and awkward.

Dude, you are such a dripping penis! Why do you have to make every situation so uncomfortable?

by MoreDumbStuff August 21, 2017

Phantom Drinking

When you and/or your friends secretly get wasted in one end of your house while your parents and other adults, oblivious to the underage activity, reside in another. It's high risk but fun as hell when you can pull it off. Especially great when you have a big house and parents who listen when you tell them to stay away to avoid embarrassing you. Works very well in a sleepover situation. Pizza optional.

Last night me and some friends did some solid Phantom Drinking in my basement while my parents were upstairs eating dinner. Despite all of the noise and broken lamps they never came down and we partied harder than most people would at an open house.

by Partiboi69x0x0 March 14, 2011

day drinking

A version of day dreaming but involving alcohol, drinking during the day and absent from reality for doing it.

"Oh wow! It's already 4pm! I don't know where the time went!"
"Honey, were you day drinking again?"

by Katy Mann November 10, 2007

dripping sarcasm

Sarcasm that is so obvious that it "overflows" the sarcasm bowl, hence dripping.

The feds didn't process the dripping sarcasm in Jake's pro-Terrorism speech and he got 40 years in prison for it.

by dds98 January 16, 2010

flat out like a lizard drinking

1. verb/simile. To be working really hard, or so under the pump that you've found yourself dehydrated.

2. verb/simile. (sarcastic) Doing nothing at all.

1. How are ya, mate?
Oh, dude, I'm flat out like a lizard drinking.
Up for a brewskie later then?
Yeah, for sure.

2. How are ay, mate?
Oh, dude, I'm flat out like a lizard drinking.
Yeah righto, come out for a brewskie then.
Orright, seeya in a sec.

by Ryan Paine February 16, 2008

dripping stains

A fresh paint job. Its so shiny and flawless that it seems to be still wet.

That classic Cadillac is dripping stains.

by Pud111 September 5, 2008

drinkin' out of cups

When a girl is being a bitch, she's drinkin' out of cups.

Guy 1: What's her problem

Guy2: Oh, she's just drinkin' out of cups!

by KCsquared October 25, 2009