The Happy Dragon is when a guy ejaculates into someone elses mouth, and then immediately tickles that person so that they snort the cum out their nose when they laugh.
by sefirom March 30, 2005
While your woman is sucking your cock, right before you orgasm slame her head down on your shaft and she will chock and blow it out her nose...known as the puking dragon
by kokley March 15, 2008
A difficult surprise sex maneuver where the male shoves his penis down the female's throat as he is ejaculating causing her to choke on his sperm and if done properly and timed right the sperm will come out of her nose. When sperm can be clearly seen coming out of the females nose she is administered a punch in the nose so that the blood can run with the sperm.
Guy: I gave krysten the bloody dragon. Ive never seen her that pissed. It was a mess.
Guy2:hell yeh brutha
Guy2:hell yeh brutha
by Hoss Cat October 23, 2006
The act of pouring butane over a boner and then making someone suck it. When you ejaculate the load goes out of the females nose
by dic...tionary November 02, 2014
Your managers breath is so horrible you begin to think he eats his dog's ass before coming into work
Manager: I have been trying to eat more @$$ as well, hence my wicked dragon breath. I like to say I put the "ass" in associate.
Associate: Damn Saul your making me sick with that breath of yours
Associate: Damn Saul your making me sick with that breath of yours
by ha-jew January 08, 2010
in American football when the quarterback decides to throw it long.
essentially, fuck it, I'm going long
essentially, fuck it, I'm going long
by Essspeeee December 11, 2009
A term used to describe a stereotype of Asian women found in literature and film from the late 19th to the mid-20th century. A "dragon lady" was a woman of Asian heritage who was thought of as being sexually powerful and generally of a cunning, underhanded, conniving nature, who would use her beauty and sexuality to get what she wanted. Often accompanied in fiction with an opium pipe, jade jewelry, and wearing a Chinese dress, usually with dragons on it. They were usually depicted as snide, assertive, aggressive, sneaky and explosive in temperament.
The term is now generally used as a descriptive in a negative context, often to describe a non-Asian's misconception of Asian women. It is also used to describe a manipulative Asian woman, though this is less common.
The term is now generally used as a descriptive in a negative context, often to describe a non-Asian's misconception of Asian women. It is also used to describe a manipulative Asian woman, though this is less common.
OLD USE:
"I went to an opium den when I was on shore leave back during the war, and this dragon lady got me smoked up, fucked the hell out of me... and then I woke up with my wallet and clothes gone."
MODERN USE:
"I may be an Asian woman, but I'm not a dragon lady. I have a job and support myself."
"Tom is just an idiot who thinks if he dates an Asian, she'll be some sort of tantric dragon lady who'll have all sorts of spooky Eastern sex secrets."
"I went to an opium den when I was on shore leave back during the war, and this dragon lady got me smoked up, fucked the hell out of me... and then I woke up with my wallet and clothes gone."
MODERN USE:
"I may be an Asian woman, but I'm not a dragon lady. I have a job and support myself."
"Tom is just an idiot who thinks if he dates an Asian, she'll be some sort of tantric dragon lady who'll have all sorts of spooky Eastern sex secrets."
by don_tardo December 27, 2006