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doughnut

GROWTH
Doughnut is a nut that grows on the doughnut tree that grows in hot environments. Some varieties are easier to grow than others and require less sprinkles, but all need to be watered with hot oil to ripen. Although this type of nut is very resistant it is still not without pests. Often you can find cops also known as police hanging on the trees eating these delicious treats which significantly reduces the harvest that costs farmers up to 10 billion dollars a year. There is no know pesticide for them yet although you distract them by damaging the environment around them.

NUTRITION
Doughnuts are well known for their great and healthy nutrients. They contain carbs that digest fast which raises our blood sugar quickly. They also contain lots of trans fats with 0 fiber which makes them one of the better options to clog your arteries and get diabetes. It also has minimal protein, minerals and vitamins so you can be certain that the body won't be able to function normally, renew itself and build its muscles.

CONLUSON
If you want to live a shorter life with lower physical and mental quality the doughNUT is one of your TOP choices!!! Other choices would be drinking used oil from restaurants, eating spam or watching kids content on YouTube.
Gordon Ramsay: is there anything today that I ate that wasn't microwaved?
Chef: The salad.
Gordon R: You fucking doughNUT, of course you don't put the fucking salad in a microwave.
by AZi1123 February 13, 2021
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Dollars to doughnuts

used to bring/call/draw attention to one's confidence.
"I'd bet dollars to doughnuts he's a medical student"
by Arminkshipper June 27, 2025
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Doughnut Warrior

Doughnut warriors travel in packs, have flashing red and blue lights (so you know they're not messing around), and typically weigh in at about 300 pounds. They are one of the more violent hominids you can meet face to face, typically 50% of them beat their partners and 100% of them are total douchebags
"that doughnut warrior took the PIG CHOPPA down to dunkin doughnuts again. If i were a robber, doughnut shops would be the last place i'd rob, sooo many doughnut warriors gather there"
by Wypipo whisperer September 10, 2020
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doughnut sale

When several police officers are congregating in a small area.
Hey man if I were you I would avoid the liquor store on 12th, they are having a doughnut sale.

Thanks for the heads up, I will go down the street.
by ClownShoes123 July 11, 2010
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Spicy Ranch Doughnut

The act of one person French kissing another person's anus. While similar to rimming this act coveys a much more passionate approach. This act requires full tongue insertion and movement as if the anus is a mouth.
During foreplay Sally told Jim " Quit messing around and give me a spicy Ranch doughnut before you go knocking on the back door"
by anonymous May 30, 2024
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Doughnut Pussy

Rough and toasty on the outside, hot & fluffy on the inside.
You bro Tanisha got that doughnut pussy ayyy!!
by Vdrivnpinedv April 5, 2019
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Doughnut

A term most commonly used by multi-Michelin starred chef and star of the small screen, Gordon Ramsay to describe someone who can't cook for jack shit. This term can be used by itself or in conjunction together with the expletive "Fucking" or "Fuckin" i.e. Fucking Doughnut/ Fuckin Doughnut.
Gordon Ramsay: Is there anything today that I ate that wasn't microwaved?
Fucking Doughnut: The salad.
Gordon Ramsay: The salad?
Fucking Doughnut: Yeah.
Fucking Gordon Ramsay: You Fucking Doughnut. Of course you don't put fucking salad in the microwave!
by Prophet Dusk March 5, 2021
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