A person who is a complete douche bag, who does nothing but bring you trouble and also can't stand their own company.
by MissDoll February 11, 2010
Get the Douche Bag Parasitemug. Someone who is annoying as shit, eats your shit, leaves his shit laying around, talks shit, and still thinks he is the shit... and tells you so every day.
by Nivla January 8, 2009
Get the Douche Bagmug. An annoying asshole. Similar to the more common word douchebag, it has vertually the same meaning. Invented in mid summer of 2005 by Darin Bianco, a local Pennsylvanian student.
by Darin Bianco September 25, 2005
Get the Douch-bag-a-roomug. An individual who has transcended the status of a "douche bag" or a "douche nozzle". By saying that someone has "douche bag lips" implies that they enjoy catching the douche runoff that the "douche nozzle" would normally collect.
The guy you work with who asks you to smell his fingers after he fingered a chick the night before is a "douche bag lips" Or the guy that hits on other peoples wives at parties that you are attending is a gigantic "douche bag lips"
by KBRADODD March 28, 2008
Get the douche bag lipsmug. by g-daddy November 27, 2003
Get the Douche Bagmug. a gay male, who can't love another boy, because hes too "busy" and he probably doesn't want to accept the fact that he is a fag. As a result of these douche bag fags, awesome people end up getting hurt in the end
Joesph: oo i cant come see you today, im uhh busy
Patrick: uhh its been like 3 weeks since you've come out
Joseph: Well i wanna get a tattoo of Michigan on my non-existent abs
Patrick: What a douche bag fag, i'm calling kyle
Patrick: uhh its been like 3 weeks since you've come out
Joseph: Well i wanna get a tattoo of Michigan on my non-existent abs
Patrick: What a douche bag fag, i'm calling kyle
by Brennycakes June 9, 2008
Get the Douche Bag Fagmug. One who despises douchebags. This person will typically try not to do anything he has seen a douche bag do.
by caponet1 May 9, 2007
Get the non douche bagmug.