Dookie

noun:A slang insult. "You're such a dookie!" noun: A mistake. "Oops, I made a little dookie." verb: Replaces the phrase "excuse me" after one passes gas. "**Ppppphhhhhtt** Dookie!"

"You're such a dookie!" "Oops, I made a little dookie." "**Ppppphhhhhtt** Dookie!"

by Grace March 4, 2004

Dookie love

The act of walking behind someone and sticking your finger up their butt hole through their pants.

I just dookie loved that guy in the club!

by Dookenit April 24, 2011

Dookie Butt Girl

The ass of a woman that is Grotesque,Also a girl with an ugly ass and a limp.Also another name for Dookie Butt.Used as Dookie butt (obviously) when using it on an individual woman.

Oh no......Dookie Butt Girl is coming up behind you!

by Azrever June 13, 2009

Dookie

A term for money, Slang for 'Dollars' - $

See 'Trouble on Dookie Island - The Lonely Island'

1. You owe me some dookie.
2. I've got so much dookie.

by eddygun101 December 15, 2011

Dookie butter

The mixture of semen and 💩 poop

Randy and Billie exchanged dookie butter practicing for the felching festival.

by A-Pdiddy™ February 7, 2019

Fortune Dookie

When one saves their fortunes after eating Chinese food, and deposits them carefully into a floating turd left unflushed in a toilet. The "topper" to this haneous act is to pull the paper from the roll without tearing it, wiping the ass after defacation, and rerolling the paper for a secondary victim to discover later on.

Missy was unhappy with her General Tso's Chicken, so she left a Fortune Dookie for the establishment to deal with.

by Eman1187 May 7, 2009

What-a-dookie

A variation on the phrase, what it do, commonly used as a greeting, with "Not shit" being the only acceptable response.

Correct usage.
Me: Yo, nigga, what-a-dookie?
My nigga: Not shit.

Incorrect usage.
Me: What-a-dookie, nigga?
Square: Oh, nothing much.
Me: Man, that shit's wack. What the fuck kinda answer is that? *slap*

by Timmy McNignuts January 31, 2008