do a richard

Similar to the phrase “Do One”.
Richard = Dick; Therefore, “Do a Dick”.

Punter: Oy, Fancy a Shag?
Fit Bird w/Opposite of a Wide On: Do a Richard!

by D3drabbit February 1, 2015

Do a Kwan

The act of going to have a wank in the school toilets.

Joe: Where are you off Ieuan
Ieuan: I'm off to do a Kwan
Joe: Well done Lad

by Cunt2001 June 6, 2017

Do a Luke

When a man masturbates and cries at the same time, based on the first man to do so: Luke V in 1973.

Friend 1: "God damn, after breaking up with Tony's sister, I had to do a Luke in my room!"

Friend 2: "I'm real sorry about that man, no one should ever have to face doing a Luke!"

by ZombyKillr May 13, 2019

Do a Jasmine

Not being able to communicate in social situations when called on, usually Maths.

Don't do a Jasmine.

by EstellaFross October 17, 2019

Do a Joe

To leave a gathering of people without saying "goodbye", and without being noticed.

Paul: (to himself) I'm going to do a Joe, and just leave. *walks away*
Andrew: Do you know where Paul went?
Grant: I think he just did a Joe, and left without saying anything.
Andrew: I'm glad he's gone. He never contributes to our conversations!

by Paul Allen from P&P November 20, 2020

Do a Morrison

Slang term in relation to doing something, especially on Climate Change. It means you have no intention of doing anything at all and will go to laughable or insane extremes to cover up your laziness. Also related to Laggard and Malingerer.

Clean up your room, and don't Do a Morrison!

by Sisyphean October 26, 2021

Do a Jamie!

be hammered in a pub or club and sneak off without saying goodbye.

Named after the illusion Jamie Reynolds (Leigh, Lancashire)

I’m so drunk. I think I will Do a Jamie!

by beerlover October 15, 2021