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divorce

The screwing you get for the screwing you got.
like, go to a lawyer..he will explain it to you.
by rand the Man October 27, 2003
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divorce

When a woman who deferred her dreams to make a home and raise children for the man she married, has to suddenly got out into the workforce again after being at home for seventeen years or so. She gets shit work, and his crafty lawyer finds many ways to screw her out of the child support check on a month to month basis. More often than not, she cannot generate the money to keep the home, is screwed out of any accrued pension funds, and is forced to subsist till the end of her days. The source of her misery is usually a combination of two things: A horny little secretary or nurse (hose hog opportunist, I think you call them), and a man who is going through the "change of life".
Popular wisdom says she gets the house and the car and the easy life, but statistics prove women who survive divorce almost invariably experience a lower standard of living, while the men's goes up. You've heard of the well documented pay inequity in this country, haven't you, titmouse?
by One Who Knows April 21, 2004
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devoted henchman

a servant or lackey who would rather kill his self than become a burden or hindrance to his master. more than often they will carry an object somewhere hidden on their body to carry this out. can refer to an over-the-top people pleaser.
the devoted henchman commits suicide so he doesn't dishonour the name of his master.
the devoted pussy commits suicide so he doesn't have to get a devoted ass whooping.
by katie welch January 2, 2009
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Divo

A male version of a diva but derogatory.
Ah Trevor is such a divo! All he does is nag and demand things.
by Breaking_Sad November 20, 2015
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divorce

I divorced his sneaky stealing arse, but now I live in a hole
by AnonBitch May 22, 2006
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Divo

Male Diva. A momma's boy. A man who throws temper tantrums when he doesn't get his way.
Just take out the trash already! Stop being such a Divo!
by QueenYollieDoll April 8, 2011
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morning devotion

in a state of drunkiness or being "high" on illegal drugs.
After taking that glass of Easy Jesus ,he seems to be in a morning devotion.
by J-shay December 28, 2005
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