Muff Diver

An occupation many black men avoid.

White guy: I'm a muff diver.
Black guy with disgusted look: Thas nasty.

by Labial Licker November 5, 2019

David Diver

The name you call someone who is being goofy as fuck in Duluth, Minnesota.

Paul: Bro why are you dancing around in the middle of the skywalk?

Matthias: I just did a lot of meth

Paul: Bro you’re being such a David Diver right now.

by SouthsideFlacko November 16, 2019

slum dive

Refers to an upscale, successful female chasing or dating a piece of shit or lowlife male.

Your girl definitely took a slum dive when she started dating you, she's a paralegal at the best firm in town. All you do is smoke pot and sit around all day at your moms house with your no job having ass.

by Your psuedoym June 1, 2020

Swan Dive

The act of theatrically throwing ones self to the floor for no apparent reason. Typically used in sport by cheats in Wales.

"Ah nah, ya boy Ayew's only gone and Swan Dived. Again."

by JT's mum May 28, 2021

Deep Dive

to think way far back in the depths of your memories.

I know this is a deep dive, but do you remember the time we danced in the rain?

by MoonChild11 November 17, 2022

Normie-Divergent

1. (Adjective) Used to describe a person that (because of their choices or communal associations) is separate from the norm.
Synonyms: Different, Non-conforming
Antonyms: Average, Regular

2. (Adjective) Used to describe a term is frequently used within a community not used by the average person.
Synonyms: Abstract, uncommon
Antonyms: Common, often used

1. "They're a part of the furry community, they must be Normie-Divergent."
2. "Autocorrect keeps changing fursuit to furniture, probably because it's a Normie-Divergent term."

by SuperCrafter015 November 27, 2022

clam snapping muff diver

A clam snapping muff diver is a term for super lesbians. Lesbians with side-burns, a flat top, ford truck driven super dyke.

That girl in the flannel shirt is a clam snapping muff diver.

by Hugo Sticky-tits August 18, 2010