dirty dew

A revenge sex act in which a woman, while mad at her boyfriend/husband, visits a friend for sex, then goes home and makes her significant other eat her out.

"I gave that bastard a Dirty Dew. All he said was, 'seems a bit salty...'"

by Dew Meister January 1, 2017

Mountain Dew milkshake

when Mountain Dew is poured down someone's ass while in the act of sex, then the person who received the Mountain Dew shits inside the other persons mouth

He poured the Mountain Dew down Samantha's ass. Samantha then screamed and excitement and said, "Open up!" Next she shit isnide his mouth, Mountain Dew and all. This completed the Mountain Dew milkshake

by Anal canal April 12, 2017

Thief in the morning dew

1) Missing a putt on the golf course, due mainly to the slower speed of the greens when playing very early in the morning.

2) Convincing your partner to get in a morning quickie.

1) Thief in the morning dew

Derek - "Wow, that was a slow putt...you really should have made that one."

Michael - "I know...I definitely got theifed in the morning dew."

2) Thief in the morning dew

Patrick - "Hey buddy, you're looking pretty happy today....did you theif one in the morning dew?"

Travis - "Ya man, it's the best way to start the day."

by TheBayBender September 9, 2010

Mountain Dew

An Essence of Life Mountain Dew can heal any wounds and combined with Dorritos it can give life

Guy: What are you drinking?
Guy: Mountain Dew Dipshit

by MLGDEW February 2, 2015

Honey Dew Tingler

When you liberally apply honey (or another sweet substitute) in the rectal area, and wait near a bee hive during mating season, and waiting until sick bastards like austin get a kick out of being stung hundreds of times by bees, thus its street name being "The Tingler" Once stung you masterbate all over a honeycomb, thus suffocating and killing the remaining bees.

"Did you hear about austins tingler last night?"

by Penisbot August 30, 2005

Morning Dew

the act of sticking one's finger (or fingers) up one's own butthole and awaken the person (or persons)
next to you with the aroma.

Katie was awoken unexpectedly to the scents and subtle smells of the fresh Morning Dew.

by Dgreene August 12, 2010

Beer dew

The cool film that beads up on the side of a glass of beer or beer can. It means that you have an icy cold beer that will taste great. beer, beer sweats, drunk, alcoholic, bar, drinking, buzz, drunk, lit, hammered, intoxicated, a pint

Come on in Brad, we got a ton of icy cold ones. The beer dew means they are ready to drink.

by joecoolthefool August 10, 2017