septumal deviant

a coke addict. Refers to a deviated septum, which many chronic and heavy users of cocaine suffer due to erosion of the tissues in the inner nose.

I'd stay away from that septumal deviant, all she's got on her brain is that wack ass crack.

by Chomsky66 November 13, 2007

Cylindrical Pouring Device

Also known as a "CPD", is a device used to aid in the pouring of liquids. Most commonly used with bagged milk, but can be used with almost anything requiring pouring.

TheJoker: Yo, pass me the CPD, I'm thirsty.
Eldee: No, the CPD is mine, I love CPD's, they're so cool.
TheJoker: I know

by TheJoker December 13, 2004

deckin

the new ballin

only for describing the priveliged

that new band is deckin

man your sneakers are mad deckin

by amca December 24, 2008

Deviantart

The online website equivalent of a circlejerk inside of a dumpster fire.

You actually use deviantart? Sorry I didn't realize you're retarded.

by DarkCloudRevived August 8, 2019

PEDestrian (Personal Electronic Device)

Someone who is a hazard to navigation because they are trying to walk while using a cellphone, palm pilot, or similar device that uses up their limited attention span. Completely oblivious to their surroundings and often causing others to negotiate around them or risk collision.

Friggin' PEDestrians are always causing accidents. Good thing they don't chew gum too.

by Mothshade June 7, 2005

Deviantartist

Someone who has 98% of fetish in them and 96% of toxicity in them.

Normal person 1: I don’t like fetishes
Deviant: “OMG HOW DARE YOU NOT BE LIKE ME YOU SHOULD HAVE A KINK OR FETISH INSIDE YOU” 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
Normal Person 1: jeez calm the fuck down-
Deviant: I AM A CERTIFIED DEVIANTARTIST AND I FIND YOUR OPINION TO BE OFFENSIVE TO MY FRIENDS AND THE COMMUNITY

by TriggeringNerdsSince1799 June 21, 2022

flame device

Noun meaning lighter. Or any object used for lighting a fire.

Pass me the flame device so i can light this Philadelphia cigar.

by Mikey T January 25, 2005