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Fake Depression

Fake depression is when somebody is so desperate for attention they pretend to have a mental illness. Commonly found in pre-teen girls that are hitting their ''emo'' phase. The people who fake depression commonly flaunt it and always mention it. This type of human being is disgusting and immoral. People with fake depression claim they have no ''real'' friends and they constantly whine and bitch even though they have over 20 friends.
John said ''Hey look at Jessica over there, why does she look so sad all the time?'' Bob replied ''Nah, that bitch just has fake depression''
by Jack Black Black Jack February 22, 2018
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Clinical Depression

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/klin-i-kal dih-presh-un/

A mental health disorder characterized by persistently depressed mood or loss of interest in activities, causing significant impairment in daily life.
Rosita has clinical depression. That is why she never wants to join family events.
by kaosmoker September 30, 2018
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numbing depression

Numbing depression is when u are in such a deep part of depression that all your feelings have become numb and can't not cry anymore...
Mario: why are u so emotionless

Josh: I have numbing depression
by That one ugly kid June 26, 2017
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Fake depression

Somebody who posts on their story about how bad their depression is when really all they want is attention. People who post Bart Simpson edits with some "in your feels" music. The only thing wrong with these people is they are attention whores and are only faking mental health conditions so they can feel like people care about them.
I know a lass with fake depression she thinks she's edgy for it but she just looks stupid

That Brooke Scott's got fake depression she thinks she's so cool for it but she just looks stupid and I want to kick her head in for it
by Ùwú80'sbitchùwÚ September 10, 2019
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Finn depression

The type of depressed feeling you get when you realize you may never meet Finn Wolfhard. He doesn’t even know who you are and may never know.
Finn just posted a photo and now I have Finn depression
by Adorewlfhard July 22, 2018
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Depression Meal

N. A meal that is had that takes little to no preparation, due to the lack of mental and physical energy experienced during depression. Normally no utensils needed, and if heating is needed it is normally in the microwave for under 2 minutes typically, if not less than 30 seconds.
I normally forget to eat during my worst points, but when I absolutely need to, my go to depression meal is dipping a rolled up tortilla in salsa over and over until my jaw hurts from chewing so much.
by psycheshmeeds November 6, 2019
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micro depression

The little sadness that lives in all of us.
Everyone is sad then and when, it is probably just a micro depression.

In other words: the small sad
-"You woke up suicidal today"
-"Nothing off the usual micro depression"
by Dplkrz February 16, 2021
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