your hot cousin

A diss to replace the rather old 'your mom'

Sierra: Hey kris, whatcha doing tonight??
Kris: Oh, your hot cousin.

Kris: Whats your favorite animal at the zoo?
Sierra: Your hot cousin.

by SIRKKRIS March 23, 2008

cousin it stew

when you dook, forget to flush, and then shave your pubes on top of it.

christine walked into her bathroom, lifted the lid to find kevin's cousin it stew. she almost hurled.

by d.monaaaay November 22, 2007

cousin shagger

A person who loses their virginity to their cousin

Look at that cousin shagger over there

by ///cool/// September 6, 2017

Cousin Fucker

A cringey country person who resides in the southern states, especially a racist, intellectually challenged, and overall stupid redneck. Usually thinks they are superior and smart. Often fails to shave neck hair. Often resides in a mobile home and drives a pickup truck. Bad will prevail.

cousin fuckers are only good for manual labor

by KillRacism May 1, 2019

Cousin zone

Similar to friend zone, one may find themselves in this dire predicament when a flirtatious attempt with another is ended abruptly due to them exclaiming something along the lines of 'but we're cousins!' or 'you're my cousin!'.

(After yearly family gathering)
Cletus: Goddam it Travis, it was going real gooood
Travis: Why, she didn't cousin zone you did she?
Cletus: You're darn right she did

by swaggy_mcdabbins April 9, 2019

Cousin hopping

When you liked or dated or fukked one cousin and and you go to the next cousin

Damn cuh , she liked my cousin and now she tryna date me , cousin hopping ass ho smh .

by lultraintracks January 13, 2021

jacque cousteau

It's a sexual act, while having sex in the jacuzzi, you hold your partners head under water( hence the jacque cousteau). After you let them up, while they take a deep breath, you pull out, jack off and shoot your load in thier mouth.

Last night after dinner and some wine, my girlfirend and I were in the jacuzzi and I Jacque Cousteau'd the shit out of her.

by Skindiver69 March 4, 2010