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Curling oot a toaldy

When you do a massive steamy shite that curls out your arse like a Mr Whipy ice cream
Waitress - Would your friend like to order dessert?

Me - I'm not sure, he's currently in the toilet curling oot a toaldy
by Supersonictittysucker November 18, 2020
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Collingwood

A town in mid Ontario. It’s not all bad like it’s cracked up to be on this site but maybe it’s because I’m just a frequent visitor and not a resident. Collingwood is located in between Wasaga Beach and Blue Mountain. It’s architecture is pretty pioneer-ish and old timey. the people are decent although the younger ones look like they have a SoundCloud and the older ones look like they’re from Toronto and just use Collingwood as a hub area to put their mansion-cottages, but otherwise they’re nice. It’s kinda like a bite sized version of Toronto, just switch Lake Ontario for the Georgian Bay and shrink Torontos size by a lot and you have collingwood. Over all a great town to visit or stay a weekend at the very most, but stay longer and it looses its magic (like a lot of small Ontario towns).
Canadian 1: where are guys you from?

Canadian 2: I’m from Blue Mountain
Canadian 1: cool I’m from Toronto

Canadian 3: I’m from Collingwood
Canadian 1: that’s cool, it’s like a nice mixture of both of us
by Ontario Definitions March 3, 2021
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Cumlings

1) Cumlings are a creature created by Tomzu HQ - they are a race of white blobs with faces created during the ERP Days - a group of them is called a Ballsak
"The Cumlings have started a war. What do we do?" - "Penetrate the Ballsak center and toss a grenade."
by Tia_Floof~Chan June 20, 2021
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calling Ariana Ri

When I used to call this nice ass fire ass girl Ri instead of Ariana, then I done ruined it by blocking her.
Joshua: Ima call u Ri and u gone get used to it watch
Ariana: No I'm not
*months laters*
Joshua: Ri
Ri: damn I'm used to it now
<3 miss calling Ariana Ri
by J da freak August 20, 2021
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Calling Lukish

Calling Lukish is a phrase that refers to someone who’s is almost impossible to reach. Named after the Dire Straits song “Calling Elvis.” Calling Lukish is someone who likes to cause trouble and confusion to others, while surprising them at every turn. Calling Lukish also likes to pull his own set of latest tricks, most of the time unexpected. A fan of Irish beer and wine coolers, Calling Lukish is pictured in a Red Cadillac DTS going 104 in a 35 mph zone, commonly confused as a homosexual.
Did you see that guy running through the streets naked? Must have been a calling Lukish!
by Foolish one December 2, 2021
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Collingwood

Collingwood, also known as “Gaywood” is a shitty club in the AFL. They are absolute bitches who don’t know how to win a cup, but they know how to suck cock!
“Do you go for Collingwood?”
Yes?”
“Ok, gay bitch
by mikehawkdeesnutsinurjawzdatbbc February 14, 2022
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Calling the Kremlin

Q: Where’s Steve?

A: He’s calling the Kremlin.

Q: Hope he lights a match in there. We had burritos for lunch.
by Manolo Cartegeña March 1, 2022
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