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Crunchy peanut butter mohawk

When you go to pee in an upward motion and squeeze to hard, resulting in a poopy accident. Due to natural instinct butt cheeks are clinched immediately causing a Mohawk like shape to the feces. With the rough texture and light Carmel color of the Mohawk, it gives a crunchy peanut butter look. The first and only crunchy peanut mohawk incident was during fall of 2022 by a gentlemen named Grant Parker.
“Oh my golly! I think I just released a crunchy peanut butter mohawk”
by aidangreen January 4, 2023
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Crunchy breath

It is a cough
Damn that crunchy breath sounds bad u should see a doctor
by Sexy papa John August 10, 2018
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Crunchy

basically just another slang for weed. Used mostly by fat people to describe the texture of the marijuana
me: yo you like this shit?

Friend: yeah, it’s crunchy
by goshiesgirl February 13, 2019
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crunchy saliva

when you wake up from a nap, and you wake up with dry smelly and dusty saliva on your face.
by my family computer September 19, 2022
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Crunchy Mom

The term crunchy mom is typically used to describe a mother or female caregiver who typically follows a natural lifestyle and incorporates it into their parenting. A crunchy mom attempts to avoid modern medicine, limits reliance on technology, and eats only organic foods.
I hate my "Crunchy Mom" she is so strict and I am not allowed to do any thing!
by Ohionator April 10, 2024
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Crunchy Hinge

The aftermath of dried ejaculate on ones chest. Usually caused by ejaculating on your own chest followed by a nap.
The term comes from the sound when removing the dried semen off ones chest. The sound is that of a Crunchy Hinge.
Jordan had just woken up from his three hour nap. The semen from his chest had now solidified and adhered to Jordan's body. He then began to peel his Crunchy Hinge.
by McDude Burger August 9, 2019
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Crunchies

Basically the "Munchies" as a result of smoking marijuana but, instead, as a result of smoking cigarettes.
Guy 1: Man, I got the crunchies from smoking that cig in the car....
Guy 2: Yeah, I'm starving....
by KaiserX July 22, 2015
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