Cookies and Cows! Oh damn it!

Shucks. Oh darn. Usually said when someone forgets to do something.

Wife: Did you remember to buy shampoo at the store?
Husband: Cookies and cows! Oh damn it! I'm sorry hunny, I forgot!

by cookiemonster89 July 15, 2009

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crowshank

a jovial expression of beauty, attractiveness, or just general hotness.

Eh yaw, we'z just chillin with some crowshank biddies up in our grill. I've been trying to reach 'em, but they aint flossin back... thats my word.

by Pumpernickel Posse November 18, 2003

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if a girl is being a cow ( really out of order) to her friends, she has cows breath. This is because all of the mean things that she has been saying have come out of her mouth and given her the breath of a cow.

"jen has been so out of order to me"
" she has cows breath"
"yah"

by kirk lizard 2 December 30, 2008

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Croissant

1. A French crescent-shaped pastry.
2. Couch sex. Could be sex with, on, or inspired by a couch.

Let the warm folds of my sofa embrace you as we make passionate croissant.

by swet April 2, 2015

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cows in the cage

1: a group of less attractive female acquaintances and/or co-workers who are invited on a vacation for the sole purpose of being backup for the guys if they fail to pick up at the bars or clubs

"Damn, that girl was on you all night, and she just up and left. no number. no nothing."
"No worries, we got them cows in the cage from Accounting waiting in the room down the hall"

by vinfeeble January 9, 2010

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