An aggressive grabbing and wrenching motion to the crotch. Either through self infliction or by someone else.
"I was walking down the street and this random chick crotch wrenched my balls bro!"
"Don't make me crotch wrench your balls off, you remember what happen last time"
"I was riding my bicycle this morning and hit a huge pot hole...the seat totally crotch wrenched my vagina!"
"Don't make me crotch wrench your balls off, you remember what happen last time"
"I was riding my bicycle this morning and hit a huge pot hole...the seat totally crotch wrenched my vagina!"
by Mikey P June 21, 2016
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by billy Bob Jones IV June 24, 2014
Get the crotch tickling mug.The crystalline film that forms about the groin and genitals of a person who eats too many Nacho Flavoured Doritos. May be less pronounced in those who prefer "Cool Ranch" variety.
Dude: "Did you figure out what was causing the orange, greasy stains in your gonch?
Bro: "According to WebMD it's gotta be Dorito Crotch."
Dude: "Whoa!"
Bro: "Yeah, I think it will get better if I switch to Cool Ranch."
Dude: "Or get someone to lick it off"
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Bro: "According to WebMD it's gotta be Dorito Crotch."
Dude: "Whoa!"
Bro: "Yeah, I think it will get better if I switch to Cool Ranch."
Dude: "Or get someone to lick it off"
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by R_Chi_Bald March 12, 2015
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Get the crotch bone mug.The condition of one's "crotchal" area after a significant amount of time camping without showering.
by goldbricker July 23, 2015
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A combination of exfoliated epithelial cells (skin), transudated skin oils, and moisture. Occurring in both male and female genital area, most often accumulates on taint, grundle, or ABC.
Also known as smegma.
Note: white in color, smells like death, not recommended for courtesy sniff after genital scratch.
A combination of exfoliated epithelial cells (skin), transudated skin oils, and moisture. Occurring in both male and female genital area, most often accumulates on taint, grundle, or ABC.
Also known as smegma.
Note: white in color, smells like death, not recommended for courtesy sniff after genital scratch.
She had so much crotch pudding I put on a bib and got a spoon!
I had to shave my beard to remove the crotch pudding.
I had to shave my beard to remove the crotch pudding.
by Krotch kriket August 27, 2014
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by Aunt Jemimah Buttersworth October 14, 2011
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