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an and count

Used by people with colorguard/musical backgrounds to signify a very short amount of time.
Guardie 1: Why are you so tired?
Guardie 2: I got like an and count of sleep last night. We had practice until 3am!
by Voldypoo February 11, 2010
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woman count

The act of checking to see that all of the women are present and accounted for, especially in the instance of needing to enter the womens restroom.
My coworker was looking for me at work today, he found me and mentally counted me, did a "woman count" and then deemed it safe to enter the womens restroom.
by funtobewith April 21, 2010
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Count Twatula

A guy that loves to eat out twats
Gary is Count Twatula, he has eaten out at least 145 twats.
by Count Twatula January 10, 2010
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Whale Counting

An activity for college hipsters to participate in while they are drinking tea or smoking hookah. It involves wearing epically colorful sweaters and listening to indie music.
Hey! Remy and I are going to go whale counting at the shore as we drink cups of darjeeling, wanna come?
by incroyable May 22, 2009
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count hans kolvenbach

the black pope,leader of the jesuits,leader of the world,leader of the illuminati
no example for count hans kolvenbach as no comparison to someone so twisted
by darkangel3001 September 29, 2010
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count dronkula

someone with red wine stains on their lips. Looks a bit like they've been drinking blood.
"Look out mate, you're turning into Count Dronkula"
"Oh shit, ta man" wipes off stains
by OriginalNiffer December 28, 2008
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