Perfect Couple

Niccy and Matthew. Easily the most perfect couple ever. You can only dream to have a relationship like theirs. They love each other with every fiber of their being. These two will be together forever.

Goddamn I wish I had a relationship like theirs. They're the perfect couple.

by niccyandmatt4ever June 26, 2009

Couples Skate

A sexual act of covering a female partner in cooking oil (corn, vegetable, or olive) before rapidly penetrating vagina and anus in an alternating sequence. Alternatively a strap-on can be used to achieve a simultaneous penetration of both orifices.

Robby finally talked Jennifer into trying to Couples Skate.

by CaptainTed February 3, 2010

couple esp

When you just know your boyfriend/girlfriend's about to call, and youknow when something's wrong with them, and you can finish each other's sentences.

We're so cute...we have couple esp.

by Scandalicious (Jo-Dee) April 30, 2003

Cobblehead

A real idiot.

Your little brother is a cobblehead!

by ChoobaChooba November 19, 2010

Coble

The surname of any male who is not only independent and strong, but also plagued with fouls odors that emit from the rectal area periodically. Has occasional bouts of conscience, but only when sober. Has no qualms about admitting to things that make others blush, and by doing so, makes all those around him think he's either cool, or utterly insane and in need of institution. Can also be an extremely gentle creature, but one cannot say so, or bouts of brash behavior ensue. Also lacking in modesty, thinks he is the most gorgeous, charming creature to walk the Earth. Thinks he can dance.

That Coble is a real pig, but I hear he's great in the sack and very giving. We'll see about that. Let's ask him.

by April Ann February 2, 2004

the_perfect_couple

Two people who love each other with all of their hearts, and would do anything for one another. When they are always thinking of each other and want to be a part of everything in their lives. Always together as if they were inseparable. Love is not a strong enough word to describe the feelings they express.

An example of the_perfect_couple is Tom and Kristin.

by Tom I. January 29, 2007

cobblepot

to stick one finger in the vaginal cavity and another three in the anus.

I just cobblepotted your sister.

by s money July 27, 2004