cooch kite

When her vagina is so loose it slaps against your legs when its skinny

And denny had a cooch kite

by Skuuter October 12, 2020

Cooch Waffle

1.It means that a person is super funny and there is always laughs with them.
2.You are very outgoing and don't care about what people think or say about you.

Look at Betty she's such a cooch waffle!

by Mrs. Wiggles cooch waffle August 14, 2017

dookie cooch

a coochie with doodoo all over it

Beth got that dookie cooch, that shit looked like a used bathroom

by luzoob December 29, 2020

Cooch line

The line between a female's upper thigh and her vagina hairline. Either side of the Y upper left or upper right is the cooch line.

Kimbra , you have an amazingly sexy cooch line.

by Cooch coach March 27, 2019

cooch cotton

100% cotton underwear. Preferably from Victoria Secret

Person A: Hey Are you wearing Cooch Cotton
Person B: Nah I'm going Au Naturale

by TheLittleGinger December 17, 2016

gutter cooch

The alternative and descriptive term for an asshole. It is the conjunction of a pussy and a dirty gutter. This is an unkept asshole that needs to be cleaned posthaste

I want to give Sally an ole one two in the gutter cooch but that shit was too dirty

by Etowah def September 4, 2015

McDonald’s cooch

A McDonald’s cooch is a crack in the floor of a McDonald’s bathroom. Most guys find them when they are suupeerrr horny. No man can resist a McDonald’s cooch

My mouth waters at that McDonald’s cooch all battered up in a McFlurry and soggy fries. I can’t wait wait to have a rip at it. Mmm mmm mmmm

by Sagitusnapitus January 4, 2021