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blumkin cornea transplant con feces 

while taking a dump and getting fellatio, you ejaculate in your partners eyes then dunk their head into the toilet to get a closer inspection of your defecant and replace their cornea with fecal matter.
plain old blumkins bored her so i jacked off in her eyes and plunged her face in the crapper to give her a blumkin cornea transplant con feces.
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J-con girl 

A slutty, unattractive girl, that most likely has a std and would lets guys suck on her tits.
That Agatha is such a j-con girl, letting everyone suck on her tits.
J-con girl by Brandon Kraft January 7, 2010
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Rue du Poileau Con

Paris's medieval red light district. Literally translates as "Hairy Cunt Road." It has since evolved into the "Rue de Pelecan."
"J'étais en train d'y aller quand un con m'a raconté dans la Rue du Poileau Con. Alors, quand on est con, on est con!"
Rue du Poileau Con by KHD May 16, 2004

Sogen con 

A medium sized convention in Sioux Falls SD that is made of awesome and win. Sogen has become synonymous with rising above adversity.
We thought he was going to be dead last, but he pulled a sogen con and finished the race in first place.
Sogen con by Chocolate Jesus April 5, 2008

Consciousness Elemental - con·scious·ness el·e·men·tal 

1) An invisible, non-solid, energy form with movement and purpose. Created by both unconscious and conscious concentrated thought and engagement of emotions. 2) A second dimensional, emotionally charged vibration. A self-sustained, active, thought form that invisibility moves in the atmosphere. 3) Conscious intent that pulls and attracts the same frequencies of its intention, creating an energetic vortex that expands and gains speed & power similar to a

tornado in the invisible realm of energy creation. 4) Thought believed to be real. 5) Repetitive intentional and unintentional thoughts that prompt human emotions, words, actions to manifest realities.
Consciousness Elemental - con·scious·ness el·e·men·tal
- Depending on the intention and continued amount of focus, the Consciousness Elemental can cover vast areas of time and space, influencing all of the human minds, consciousness, energy and matter within its force field.

Love con 

A convention where two people who had fallen in love through means of Internet connection or they meet at the convention interact in a loving way.
"Sapphire and her new girlfriend got more than friendly at the anime con."
"You mean love con?"
"Right on."
Love con by Gfug April 26, 2016

cougar con

When a group of middle-age women road trip to a city where they act half their age...specifically at the club.
Hey Bitches, this year Cougar Con 2016 is gonna be in Charleston...clear your schedule and double-down on Spanx.
cougar con by Emcata June 24, 2016