grandma comment

When someone tries to indirectly guilt you into doing something they want with a single depressing comment and without actually asking.

"Well I could easily make my appointment if I only had a CAR or if SOMEONE could give me a ride."
"Nice grandma comment, I'll give you a ride"

"Wow you have chicken nuggets? Gosh, I wish I had a chicken nugget."
"Ok, have a nugget, grandma commentor."

"It snowed so bad last night I can't even get the mail because the driveway isn't even shoveled and my back hurts so bad!"
"I guess since you dropped a grandma comment, I'll shovel for you."

by Teekums February 2, 2017

first comment, first effect

Accepting someones type of skill

*Tournament starts*
Person1: C'mon dude you are a pro at this, show it.
Person2: first comment, first effect

by crazyundefinedguy December 13, 2017

go commit leave game

a truly idiotic phrase used on the idiotic game roblox as a replacement for go kill yourself.

Man: I hate you
Woman: Idc, go commit leave game

by TheIntelligentBlackKid October 13, 2018

go commit lie

Basically lying but it's in a funny ass way.

Billy: I'm going to commit go commit lie to my boss that I didn't eat his fucking crackers
Tom: Go ahead, Bitch.
literally 5 fucking hours later
Billy commits lie
billy gets fired

by russian curse word February 6, 2019

Oscar Commins

An extremely awesome friend there’s no one like him.

Person 1: Ah yoooo are friends with Oscar Commins?
Person 2: Yeah aren’t you there’s no one like him

Person 3: Yeah and I’m the best at basketball cus I’m Oscar Commins.

by Oscar Oscar Commins August 28, 2019

go commit neck rope

go commit neck rope is ordering the other person to hang their self but because of the roblox filter it get censored

commonly used by despacito spider or bacon hair

there are: commit die
commit bath toaster

in roblox
oder 1: i hope we stay together
oder2 :me too
despacito spider: can you do us a favor and go commit neck rope please?

by May nar. September 6, 2019

Go Commit Fortnite But Without Glider

Just do it.

Yes, commit fortnite fall no glider, epic gamer moment. Go Commit Fortnite But Without Glider!

by GoCommitDeath-Pacito October 9, 2019