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Sock-Cucker

Example 1:
#2- #1, I just ate the rest of your giant birthday cookie.
#1- What a sock-cucker you are, #2.
#2- Did you just call me a cock-sucker, #1?
#1- I most certainly did NOT.

Example 2:
Mom- #1 I got a call from the school saying you skipped Geometry. You're grounded, Mister.
#1- But that class is stupid , Mom! I know shapes!
Mom- 2 weeks.
#1- Aw! Don't be such a sock-cucker!
Mom- #1 .23 Niner! Three weeks, Mister; you just called me a cock-sucker!
#1- NO I didn't, Mom! Gawl!
by Taylor-B- October 24, 2011
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Solar powered shit cooker

A portable outhouse that sits in the hot sun boiling crap.
I'm gonna go home and take a crap. That solar powered shit cooker stinks.
by Homey D September 29, 2010
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Half-Cocked

Jeff Showed me his Half-Cocked Weener in the Suburban
by Aaron Nosey May 9, 2004
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chris crocker

A gay myspace celebrity. Who happends to be a cross dresser, and makes tons of videos for youtube and myspace on how he feels about certain topics.
In other words: He's real.
by becca182xxx October 28, 2007
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Rice Cooker

When you fart in the hot shower and the steam brings a strong smell of shit up to your nose. Similar to the Dutch oven but in the shower.
"I just gave my wife a rice cooker in the shower"
by JCR75 August 22, 2015
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Chocker

When you're so humiliated on National TV that you forget how to spell.
"@realDonaldTrump: Leightweight chocker Marco Rubio looks like a little boy on stage. Not presidential material!"
by BenHollins11 August 27, 2016
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Cocked Up

The varying states of being under the influence of any type of Alcohol. Drunk, slightly buzzedor completely buzzed, totally wasted or just feeling good.

See examples to gather ideas regarding proper term usage.
Me:"Why you acting so silly, Silly?" You:" HA ha ha aha...I'm all cocked up."

"You should have seen Aunt Sally last night, she was all cocked up!"

"He's cocked up beyond belief. He pissed his pants."

TxtMSG:"Hey, I know it's 7am on Tuesday, but I'm half cocked and I figured you're drinking your morning beer about now. Can I stop by?" ..... "Of course! See you soon."

"Morning. So...I'm a little bit cocked up and I hate Mondays....you wanna call it a snow day with me? Maybe go to the pool?"
by saralli February 6, 2010
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