clay lay

when you blackout on your grandmas bed with a log of shit on your chest.
Caleb: You guys wanna go to my grandmas for some beers tonight?

John: Only if I can get absolutely fucking clay lay there!

Caleb: Bet!
by jnichols5 August 12, 2023
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clay girl

A person who covers their face in makeup until they look like clay
OOOOH she do be a clay girl. she ugly
by School Identifier November 13, 2020
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Clay Bertrand

The act of painting yourself gold for explicit purposes, named after the scene in Oliver Stone's JFK where Tommy Lee Jones as Clay Shaw (under the alias Clay Bertrand) paints himself in gold during a trippy homosexual orgy.
"My girlfriend totally did a Clay Bertrand on me last night, got me so horny".
by Ranky64 July 26, 2017
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tom clay

Basically God. He has a great personality that really makes people happy. He’s a great musician, mainly Guitar and Drums. Everyone loves Tom Clay, regardless of who thy are. Tom Clay is God.
by Sauce bucket December 15, 2017
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clay daly

Hey it’s clay Daly the white kid.
by ?What? October 31, 2017
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Red clay stray

Red headed women with herpes
by KW54 June 24, 2023
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Clay Pigeons

A term referring to when you are in a business meeting and everyone is at a standstill on new ideas or a compromise. Nothing has progressed after hours. So everyone throws new, lucid, off-fangled ideas out into the open. It's a metaphor that comes from a hunting exercise, where to prep for a hunt, one shoots clay pigeons instead of real pigeons. You're just throwing stuff up in the air -- hopefully something hits. Akin to throwing darts until someone hits close to the bullseye.
Nick: Hey, Alissa Heinerscheid, we've been at this business proposal for hours and it's going nowhere. Let's just throw up some clay pigeons and see if something hits. I'll let you start.

Alissa Heinerscheid: Well Nick there's this one LGTBQ+ influencer out there...

Nick: Get the FUCK OUT OF MY OFFICE! (Holds recording device to his mouth) Note to self: No more trannie-influencer-ideas and hey, waiter, "I'll take two clay pigeons to go".
by Studs Lonigan III October 30, 2023
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