Cigarette boy refers to financially cursed people that requests for cigarettes from strangers or others they have barely met. These people are often results of families that are broken due to incestuous acts. Usually cigarette boys have the thousand yard stare from witnessing their family having intercourse with each other which caused their trauma. When they request for cigarettes they often say "eh jek pinjam rokok ah sial" that is how they communicate with other people. Cigarette boy diet consists of cigarettes and urine from Changi toilet bowls. They are also coupled with the fact that they are C Bae Smeu Wee.
Cigarette boy: Eh jek pinjam rokok ah sial
Billy: fuck no im not giving your stinky inbred face any cigarettes
Billy: fuck no im not giving your stinky inbred face any cigarettes
by Angkong Siao Billy Ng November 25, 2024
by YungGravey January 04, 2019
by ————-Webster———- June 15, 2022
noun - slang
cig· a· rette | \ ˌsi-gə-ˈret , ˈsi-gə-ˌret \ boat| \ ˈbōt \
variants: or less commonly cigaret plural boats
Definition of Cigarette Boatin':
1. a A slender erection, inconvenient as left unbridled; whereupon the slickhard proboscis is arranged vertically,
tucked behind the waistband of the dong-bearer, pointing the toadstool cap directly toward the head of said
dong-bearer. In appearance not unlike a cigarette racing boat at full throttle.
b A means of obfuscation applied to an inopportune or hastened logjam, affixing it upright akin to an obelisk(see
erection) in ones sweat pants or similarly 'Prize Hog at Market' lower body attire, in the interest of covering one's
humiliation and discomfiture at both the physical symptoms and societal repercussions of producing such a
monument when deemed immodest or inelegant.
2. Indecorum slab pointing to the North Star, framed by boxers, belt, fanny pack or otherwise available fabric and
leather materials expeditiously gathered to bind and truss the protruding edifice or superstructure. Framework
for a boner.
cig· a· rette | \ ˌsi-gə-ˈret , ˈsi-gə-ˌret \ boat| \ ˈbōt \
variants: or less commonly cigaret plural boats
Definition of Cigarette Boatin':
1. a A slender erection, inconvenient as left unbridled; whereupon the slickhard proboscis is arranged vertically,
tucked behind the waistband of the dong-bearer, pointing the toadstool cap directly toward the head of said
dong-bearer. In appearance not unlike a cigarette racing boat at full throttle.
b A means of obfuscation applied to an inopportune or hastened logjam, affixing it upright akin to an obelisk(see
erection) in ones sweat pants or similarly 'Prize Hog at Market' lower body attire, in the interest of covering one's
humiliation and discomfiture at both the physical symptoms and societal repercussions of producing such a
monument when deemed immodest or inelegant.
2. Indecorum slab pointing to the North Star, framed by boxers, belt, fanny pack or otherwise available fabric and
leather materials expeditiously gathered to bind and truss the protruding edifice or superstructure. Framework
for a boner.
Examples of Cigarette Boatin' in a Sentence
the encounter at Hot Yoga 'Equinox' in South Beach, Miami
"A lot of people think that Frank is talking about his car when he refers to his Cadillac, but he means his boat. He's always Cigarette Boatin' with his towel in the locker room like we don't see his cool dick."
"This is a restricted access server room! You can't wander around in here Cigarette Boatin in those Ed Hardy board shorts you clearly slept in."
"Whenever I'm at the firing range I totally go Cigarette Boatin' for two reasons; 1. I'm ALWAYS hard when I shoot guns, 2. If someone looks down they will one hundred percent see the tip of my sweet dick. Bro, this dick is nuts."
the encounter at Hot Yoga 'Equinox' in South Beach, Miami
"A lot of people think that Frank is talking about his car when he refers to his Cadillac, but he means his boat. He's always Cigarette Boatin' with his towel in the locker room like we don't see his cool dick."
"This is a restricted access server room! You can't wander around in here Cigarette Boatin in those Ed Hardy board shorts you clearly slept in."
"Whenever I'm at the firing range I totally go Cigarette Boatin' for two reasons; 1. I'm ALWAYS hard when I shoot guns, 2. If someone looks down they will one hundred percent see the tip of my sweet dick. Bro, this dick is nuts."
by Iain Danger April 03, 2022
"No matter how many times that you and a smoker change places/locations while spending time together outdoors, the breeze is always gonna switch around and waft the tobacco-fumes directly past your face."
I absolutely totally love my new middle-aged lady-friend, but we both go absolutely crazy trying to avoid bothering me with the smoke whenever she needs a cigarette while we're going for a rowboat-ride or woods-trail hike --- sounds like a classic case of "Murphy's Law of Cigarette Smoke"!
by QuacksO August 02, 2018
Cigarette Friday refers to the 52 advent Fridays of the year in which a cigarette is lit and smoked to commemorate the end of the work week and to welcome the beginning of the weekend.
by therealmacgyver November 03, 2023
-Shit dude I forgot my smokes!
-Its alright man I got loose tobac.
-Another redneck cigarette, what is this? A trailer park?
-Its alright man I got loose tobac.
-Another redneck cigarette, what is this? A trailer park?
by NutJoicer November 06, 2020