Someone who is Asian who says something such as, "I'll give you 20 bucks if you eat that." But then never does. Usually with the name Chelsea.
by A woman's penis January 27, 2020
Get the ching chong ho ho homug. Chong (Short for Machong) is a fucking legend. You might underestimate him for his hight or strength but he is funny as fuck. His hair makes him look retarded and his forehead can fit a continent. Chong is like a fat fucking carnivor chasing a goose. But like a littpe goose.(obviously)
(Karen)look there’s Chong
(Me)Who’s Cho-HOLY FLYING FUCK IS THAT CHONG. LIKE THE REAL CHONG
(Karen)Ya that’s him
(Me)Is it just me or he’s glowing
(Karen)Since Chong is so magestic, he glows
(Me)I wanna be Chong
(Everyone)I wanna be Chong
Chong is a beast. Literally, a beast. He is a motherfucking corn on the cob being eaten by Jesus on Friday. That’s how much of a beast he is. If people were cars, Chong would be a truck. If people were pistols, he’d be an R.P.G. And if people were people, Chong would be...CHONG!
(Karen)look there’s Chong
(Me)Who’s Cho-HOLY FLYING FUCK IS THAT CHONG. LIKE THE REAL CHONG
(Karen)Ya that’s him
(Me)Is it just me or he’s glowing
(Karen)Since Chong is so magestic, he glows
(Me)I wanna be Chong
(Everyone)I wanna be Chong
Chong is a beast. Literally, a beast. He is a motherfucking corn on the cob being eaten by Jesus on Friday. That’s how much of a beast he is. If people were cars, Chong would be a truck. If people were pistols, he’d be an R.P.G. And if people were people, Chong would be...CHONG!
by Chong270 August 21, 2019
Get the Chongmug. by chongedsloth February 10, 2022
Get the Chongedmug. by ur mothers sons daughter grand September 12, 2023
Get the billy ching chongmug. - The act, neigh, the art of growing marijuana plants in accordance with precedents set forth by Tommy Chong, his management team, and members of his fandom.
- Manifesting one's full potential to acquire ultimate headiness.
- Of, or pertaining to, the highest level of achievement possible.
- Unequivocally robust; bountiful; dank.
- Crisp; beguiling; alluring; serendipitous.
- A term commonly overused whilst writing dispensary license applications in the United States.
- Manifesting one's full potential to acquire ultimate headiness.
- Of, or pertaining to, the highest level of achievement possible.
- Unequivocally robust; bountiful; dank.
- Crisp; beguiling; alluring; serendipitous.
- A term commonly overused whilst writing dispensary license applications in the United States.
Dude, bro... ever since I planted that purple train wreck along the banks of the Sassafras River they have really begun to chong-out.
Sorry, i'd really love to go to that block party, but I can't rage with you guys until my medical school application is chonged-out pretty hard.
Hey, let's chong-out those patient suppository administrations so we can go out for a smoke break.
Sorry, i'd really love to go to that block party, but I can't rage with you guys until my medical school application is chonged-out pretty hard.
Hey, let's chong-out those patient suppository administrations so we can go out for a smoke break.
by Beefsteak tomatoes January 4, 2016
Get the chong-outmug. 