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chode blasting taint tickler

recieving a facial while tickling someones taint with a feather duster covered in baby oil
al borlan and ryan are chode blasting taint ticklers
by brody and carl April 8, 2008
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In the mode for chode

the wanting of dick
if some one has their mouth open, say they are "in the mode for chode"
by conor smale September 25, 2008
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chode comb

A device use to comb one's chode. Used commonly by stylin' sombitches.
That is one wangtastic chode comb!
by Seifer January 29, 2003
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Chode Spasms

When a person with a chode is ready to cum or pee, there can be a block up. It is caused by the extreme width of the urethra, so it can not properly shoot the substances out. This causes a blockage, which leads to spasms, causing shooting pains in one's chode.
Ah, dude, last night my hoe gave me a hand job and i was about to cum and i got chode spasms. It hurt for days.
by The chode scientist January 8, 2009
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chode

The area between your srotum and rectum... from the mid 1800's when this was thought to be a muscle. In 1879, it first showed up in medical books as Chodimus Maximus, and was later shortened to Chode in 1903. In 1920 it was discovered to actually not be a muscle, but the name stuck!!!
In french it is known as the Taint and the Souix Indian Tribe effectionately called it the fleshy fun bridge
Gold bond feels good on a sweaty chode!!!
by Sugar Jones May 13, 2005
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Penis Sucking Chode Monster

A giant green monster that spends most of its days laying underneath the beds of little boys only to emerge at night while they sleep to do the dirty work.
Jose was sparred by the Penis Sucking Chode Monster under his bed because his nasty uncircumcised johnson was too disgusting, even for the filthy beast.
by $$C-MONEY$$ July 1, 2011
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Chode

I don't know where most of you got your fucking definitions for this word, but the Chode has nothing to do with a short or fat penis. It is a synonym of "taint" and "gooch". It is the area between your sac and your asshole. Why would you create a definition for something that doesn't exist, you morons?
by Zaq November 30, 2004
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