chode

a word used to describe a boy who was giving a fatass a lapdance and took a picture but little did he know that his tiny, chode was sticking out of his unbuttoned boxers. The word circulated that mancuso had a chode and now everyone refers to this fat shit as CHODE MASTA FLEX. then after this affair, he went and got a flat, horse loving girlfriend because she is all he can get.

Jess is a chode-toucher, aka the Original Chode Toucher (OCT).

by Greek Power November 7, 2006

chode

generally a short, fat dick.

his dick was chode size.

by NEBY October 27, 2007

chode

A penis shaped like a pizza dish, with such girth that it splits anything it enters.

Byron Peters is legendary for his chode. They say it's a real Bobby Dazzler.

by Simon Smith May 8, 2003

chode

The NASTY GRIME(sweat and shite) in between a males bunghole and scrotum .Can appear to look like butt-cheese and smell like it also.

"Dude?"Whats wrong with that cheese dip ?It looks an smells like chode!

by Francessca May 25, 2006

chode

dick durt. when you don't wash your penis, and friction causes the dead skin/dirt/lint to ball up into bite-size morsels...not that you eat em, you sick assholes.

"There's chode on my chode" - Order of Leitbur.

by mawz February 21, 2003

chode

A penis fatter then it is long

Fat Josh McGovern has a chode between his legs
So does shane stevens

by Pat___tt November 15, 2006

chode

penis that is gurthy then lengthy

dude, nestor's mum's got a chode!

by chodeman March 1, 2007