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Chocolate Orgasm

With a hot drink (such as tea), take a chocolate bar (such as a Twix) or any that will have some form of air space inside. Bite either end of the bar, dip one end into the hot drink and suck the other end. The hot drink should reach ur mouth and after a few seconds of sucking the hot drink should make the bar soft and delicious
Man, i had a killer chocolate orgasm last night with a time-out and tea
by Brandon Raye August 21, 2008
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chocolate shrooms

Magic mushrooms dipped in chocolate. Easier to consume since the chocolate hides the generally bland flavor of mushrooms. The fact that they are dipped in chocolate has nothing to do with the strength of the actual mushrooms themselves.
by Orion1 November 11, 2008
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Chocolate Walrus

When having sex doggy-style, the rearing partner inserts his/her index and middle fingers in the b-hole, then puts them in the downed partner's upper gums looking like a Walrus's tusks....covered in chocolate.
Starla was mad at George because he performed a chocolate walrus on her, causing her to get the poo in her mouth.
by Dr. Mantis Tobaggan November 13, 2019
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Chocolate mongoose

It’s when a person dips their penis in a fresh pile of dog shit, and they shove their dick inside somebody’s ear
JIMMY! Don’t give your little brother a chocolate mongoose again! It took two hours to make his ear not smell like grandpas dick.
by Ranch Dick February 25, 2022
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Chocolate Cannoli

I put my tongue in her chocolate cannoli.
by Miss.Machete March 15, 2018
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chocolate coffin

when you're giving someone head and then you bite their dick off and swallow it whole. when you poop it out the entirety of the penis is encased in human shit.
man, that chocolate coffin clogged up my toilet.
by ogturtlesquad June 10, 2017
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Chocolate Dog

That phrase “Chocolate Dog” is the process of a man shitting in his hand, and jerking off with it.
Did you hear that mike tried to “Chocolate Dog” last night?
by Gay niggger faggot babe December 24, 2020
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