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Cracking an egg

When you're hitting it from the back and right before you cum you hop on her back tap your dick on the back of their head twice then cum on top of her head so it drizzles down her forehead.
Bro I was fucking Layla last night and I ended up cracking an egg on her head.
by Pony boy's homie August 31, 2017
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Checking In

Arriving at a destination to purchase some goods for a 'mate'.
'I've just been Checking In for Brian at the local shop.'
by Bill Carr February 14, 2007
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Checking the oil

When you have so much grease and mold saturating the pubic hairs in the region between your gooch and your innermost cheek, that you can barely walk another step, and therefore "check," the oil. Depending on the circumstances one might: change your yellowing, mud-stained briefs, or dispose of them in the nearest body of water.
Goddamn! It's so hot out here that there is anal waste and sweat running down the bottom side of my thigh out of my shorts! This definitely requires checking the oil
by Dr. Dong Tip October 29, 2015
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Face-cracking

This is when you've done everything you possibly can on your facebook account hours ago but still stayed up to the wee hours of the morning to the point that all the words blur and your dailies are able to be collected all over again.
"Why are you so tired?"

"I was face-cracking all night"
by TornOpen February 18, 2010
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Clacking

I probably should have been clacking so that I could move out of my apartment before the lease expired instead of doing cleaning a packing at different times.
by Definition Queen87012 December 24, 2015
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chicken chocking

to use your hand and tightly grasp and jerk back and forth a farm animals erection to use seamen as paint.
Farmer Dave loved to go chicken chocking and to get free white paint.
by the knowledge of stuff January 7, 2012
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I was checking on you

usually said when someone is bored & wants to talk
person 1: hey i was checking on you
person 2: cause your bored right ?
by urbandmvlegend April 29, 2020
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