Certifiably Insane

A degrading term that stubborn girls say to get under your skin about a mental disorder, or perhaps you went to the mental hospital for help.

Your girlfriend is certifiably insane, shes incrediable because of how crazy she really is.

by MRS. Caitlin Crisis June 2, 2015

cert

To certify or to show off something for example your wealth.

Damn these new loafers I bought cert my pocket.

by Forces July 20, 2006

Dead Cert

someone who makes eye contact at every possible chance, cries for no reason and will definately turn up an hour early for any social occasion!

i hope the dead certs arent out tonight..they tang!

by yellow dragon August 20, 2006

certified

1.de-virginitized
2.completed sex-ed(sexual education)
3.approved of not being terrible in bed

"My boyfriend certified me."
"I am certified in sex-ed."
"I think YOU're the one that has to certify ME.

by lindsey June 4, 2003

Certain

she's that girl that you can't keep off your mind. She's the most amazing girl you will ever meet and you don't know what you could ever do without her. She's too beautiful to even describe her as the most perfect girl in the world. You'll wanna hold her and never let go and when you kiss her you won't be able to stop. She's the sweetest girl that has an attitude like a baddie but also has a soft side she has the most amazing body you have ever layed your eyes on there's no other girl like her. All you have to do is look into her gorgeous eyes and you will fall in love.

Hey,do you know someone called Certain?

by your babymomma March 25, 2017

cerise

The most masculine colour in the world. Commonly used with the colour blue.

We are the old Cerise and Blue.

by Starrett July 5, 2006

ceri

a person who wears flannel, no matter the season. in fact, this person buys seasonal flannel, a.k.a. light breezy summer flannel and heavy stanky winter flannel.

Damn, I wish that Ceri would wear something that doesn't make her look so RBD (raging bull dyke).

by spoifdugoqwe4ihrtguo April 13, 2008