colon sauce

Another word for diarrhea.

Dude last nights Taco Bell gave me colon sauce this morning.

by Masturbabe May 8, 2023

Scorched Colon

Where you take any long metallic object and place it on something hot (or in boiling water) for an extended period of time, until it's at its peak temperature without melting. Then you take the hot metal object and ram into your ass as fast and hard as you can, effectively scorching the inside of your anus, and, if you play your cards right, your colon too!

I think this sword will do the trick for the scorched colon maneuver..."

by PEANUSMAN April 7, 2011

cephalorectal colocation

A condition where the person can't determine reality due to having their cranium inside their rectum.

The Far Right suffers from cephalorectal colocation.

by trolleyman October 19, 2013

porco cholo

A friend, usually from carabanchel or south american origins. Also, someone suffering from diarrhea.

- Dont be so porco cholo you colo loco

- Fuck you, moco tronco gonzo

by D1ego October 28, 2013

anglo colombiano

A British private school located in Bogota, Colombia. It offers an IB education and it is one of the best schools in the city.

He goes to the anglo colombiano school in Bogota.

by AlabamaHotPucket2 August 26, 2015

Crustacean Colon Cannon

When you funnel an entire 2 liter of Diet Coke into your asshole, Followed by a whole living lobster (no standard procedure exists get creative). Allow these two components sit for an extended period of time, until a danger is presented to you, It is only now that you insert mentos into your anus causing the diet Coke to fizzle rapidly, which will then turn your colon into a makeshift cannon of sorts, furring the lobster at foes at a high velocity.

Stand back sir, or you’ll be forced to face my crustacean colon cannon

by Not a lobster April 20, 2021

The Christopher Colombus

So, here's what you do.

Step 1: get 40 dudes to Jizz in a kitty pool to fill it up.

Step 2: Get some chick to participate

Step 3: Blindfold said Chick

Step 4: Write "america" on a tennis ball and put it in the kitty pool.

Step 5: put the chick in the pool and have her find the tennis ball, like Christopher Colombus did. XD

Bro, last night I got some bros and we had a chick do The Christopher Colombus... It... was.... RAWSOME!!!!!!

by hahalolcatz2010 September 17, 2011