“Dude, I just had the wettest fart because my boyfriend came in me last night.”
“Do you mean cart?”
“I’m sorry?”
“Sounds a lot better than cum-fart, right?”
“I guess… “
“Do you mean cart?”
“I’m sorry?”
“Sounds a lot better than cum-fart, right?”
“I guess… “
by Diego_Ramos4446 July 10, 2022
Get the Cartmug. When your local kroger can't get carts because costomers steal them and make the store so busy that there's no carts in the lot either.
by Renegade125 January 25, 2018
Get the Cart deficiencymug. Wow, Jonny brown doesnt know that the gate doesn't close before the cart is full. He only knows that he succeeded in putting his arm around Nina (the girl he likes)
by Prankjonny.com November 18, 2017
Get the the gate doesn't close before the cart is fullmug. guy 1 : “I can’t find where I put my phone, I had it just a second ago.”
guy 2 : “Maybe you’d know where you put it if you didn’t have cart memory.”
guy 2 : “Maybe you’d know where you put it if you didn’t have cart memory.”
by cdh423man February 3, 2024
Get the cart memorymug. Refers to da steps-saving groceries-trolley-returning practice whereby ya halt a few yards from da cart-corral in da parking lot and then give da cart a speedy push so dat it (hopefully!) rolls da rest of da way into da corral, thus scoring a "goal".
I always love seeing my "aimed and released" shopping-cart roll smoothly between da walls of da corral; shopping-cart hockey is even more satisfying, though, if said cart also clatters itself into place at da end of da line of other carts in da corral.
by QuacksO November 10, 2024
Get the shopping-cart hockeymug. The most cancer inducing 25$ carts attained from mr. Zimmerman(shawny) including but not limited to Glo Extract, and Gold Coast clear.
"\your goofy ass pulled to up the function wit mids, If you aint pullin up with "shawny carts" dont pull up
by 38SPESH June 12, 2022
Get the Shawny Cartsmug. by phyeah April 23, 2025
Get the cartingmug.