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Cappin Marvel

1) Devout Feminists who exaggerate, lie, and mostly bullshit into getting what they want for attention and/or Validation.

2) A woman who lies on a super hero level in order to look politically correct for her feminist demi gods
Becky: I never had a one night stand
Doug: wow stan lee should’ve hired you to be the next Cappin Marvel!

Becky: Guys who make me laugh turns me on.
Also Doug: Hey everyone get out of here!! The Cap is real!!
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Capricorn

Energetic, patient, responsible, hardworking, and trustworthy. Capricorns are someone you want as a friend and a romantic partner! Their kind, and sympathetic nature, make them great friends. Capricorns will be glad to help out, and they expect nothing in return for their good deeds! Capricorns are passionate partners, and like to take control in romance, so they don't feel vulnerable to the other person. Capricorns are hardworking and like to plan, so that they get everything just right. But Capricorns don't trust others to finish details off their work, so they tend to work by themselves. A Capricorns weakness consists pf greed, possessiveness, and being unimaginative. Its hard to connect to them emotionally, because they will form very strong and emotional bonds with anyone they let in. Capricorns are self disciplined and can be stubborn. Pessimism and depression can creep in if the succumb to mood swings, so its important to be careful with them. And they take things seriously and sometimes literally, so choose your word choices carefully as well.
She is as energetic as a Capricorn!"
"He almost as patient as a Capricorn
by bby_angel17 July 14, 2021
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Capri Son

Verb, Adjective, Noun

When you suck the sh** out ya partner's genitals and it makes them release all their juices.

Inspired by how a Capri Sun juice looks after you've drank all of its juices. The person who has been Capri Son'd will need cuddles and will most likely fall asleep right after this special event. They have been dominated by the Capri Son'er noun.

Variations:

1. Capri Son'd - Adjective, Verb
2. Capri Son'er - Noun, Dominant person
3. Capri Son'ee - Noun, Recipient

Note: As the Capri Son'er, you must be aware of your generosity and power. Please make sure to praise your partner's genitals in the process and also give thanks for the powers of the juices after. This will ensure the release you are manifesting.
Oh my God, they just Capri Son'd me!

She tried to Capri Son me!
by Captain Capri November 3, 2021
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Cappin' Jack

Former NBA Player Stephen Jackson telling lies.
Kwame Brown just served Cappin' Jack with Momma's Cooking. Stephen Jackson out there boy, Cappin' Jack.
by That Madness August 11, 2021
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Capping Machine

A machine used in manufacturing soda bottles that is used to cap, or "hat," each unit.
In other countries, the Capping Machine is called a "Hatting Machine." It is not to be confused with either the Rinsing Machine or Filling Machine.
by FSRueful August 20, 2021
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caprice

Such a funny bitch, but also hottest .One’s you meet her you will never forget her funny Humor.

She can be a little tough if you get on there nerves but will only kill you when you

fuck with her friends. A verryyy loyal person will NEVER tell

your secrets probably because she has already forgotten them.

She is a very clumsy person and will get protective over you but that’s just

The way they show they care about you !
girl: I hate that person 😒
boy: NO don’t say that there best friend is caprice 🤭
girl: god damn it 😟
boy: ‘runs away from girl ‘
by Elenamuller November 23, 2021
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Caprianna

A socially awkward complex woman who is extremely attractive but does not see it herself. She can be a wall flower in social settings. The quiet girl of the group that will catch your eye. curvy with dark exotic features. She dyes her hair a lot. makes it hard to tell her ethnicity. Most likely part Italian. She is always busy. If she makes time for someone she loves you. Can be very private. Not many friends but lots of acquaintances. get to know her she can be very deep. Sometimes at wrong times and intense. Very intellectual. She is so loving. A fun free spirit who is always down for something new. Freaky gal, but you wouldn’t know till later. Lots of experience in life and a wise person. Loyal friend who stays around for a long time. You will grow old with her. This girl is hard working. Hella smart. Get to know her and see the many layers. Caprianna has a big ass! You can see that shit from the front. Soft voice. Soft skin. Smells gooooood. Got that WAP.. I miss that WAP. Caprianna I’m sorry. I still love you.
Damn, Caprianna!

She is such a Caprianna. I couldn’t stop thinking about her.

Caprianna got that WAP and fat ass.

Caprianna, stop acting innocent. We know you a freaky freak.

Caprianna, you broke my heart.

I use to talk to this girl, Caprianna. She was my first love.
by sofakingard_niggaaaaaaaaa____0 November 23, 2021
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