canterbury

Canterbury is a college prep school in New Milford Connecticut. While many students attend Canterbury, the majority are either day students of boarders that decide to pay the extra money to live there even though they live five minutes away. The students at Canterbury attend the school (regardless of what they say) because 1) their parents have way too much money 2) They are retarded.
Canterbury is good in hockey and football. And that is about it. Athletically and academically.

My parents said they would get me this new BMW if applied to prep school. I applied to Hotchkiss, Loomis, Kent, Berkshire and Andover.

Wow! thats ambitious! Canterbury is your safe school i take it. Well we know you will get into Canterbury, i dont know anyone who DIDN'T get in that had more money than sense. No offense man.

Nah dude. its chill.

by ur mom goes to canterbury July 16, 2008

jigaboo canoe

AKA a girl with a saggy as fuck cunt.

Neal: Vivi, u have a fucking jigaboo canoe

Vivi: STFU, i cant help it...maybe if i shagged less random ppl in the street....

by Heavens Cloud November 21, 2004

Cantelouping

(cant-a-lope-ing) - when two girls touch bow adorned dicks while licking canteloupes and snorting grapefruit kool-aid powder while being penetrated by the kool-aid man all on top of a gay guy and his straight crush. Note: when two or more sets of girls are cantelouping, it is called a fruit salad.

Sally and Sue were seen cantelouping in the girls bathroom on friday while they were skipping gym class.

by Lena Mae January 19, 2008

Jew canoe

A Cadillac. Specifically, a Cadillac Sedan DeVille or Fleetwood. (urban slang, circa 1960s & '70s)

See also: Jewish jeep

"I saw Hymie and the boys cadillacking over to Roswell in his new Jew canoe."

by Sloe Pimp January 2, 2008

poo canoe

A stank butt crack. Or other stankie hole.

Man John still stuck his thing off in her "Poo canoe."

by Mudmonkey January 28, 2008

Jew canoe

old minivan with a driver known to break the traffic law

That Jew Canoe just won't get out of the way!

by NHRHS2010 November 15, 2010

Tuna Canoe

a vagina, named due to the fact that it is shaped like a vertical canoe and in some cases smells like tuna fish!

Phil and Jonny D were thinking of staying in..but fuck it fax is full of the Tuna Canoe tonight!

by asfsdce August 20, 2009