brodie stone

A small whiny little bitch caucasian packing an almost nonexistent wang typically found behind a gas station dumpster performing $.25 BJ’s buy two get one free on sundays

Damn bro is that your mom over there behind the dumpster? Oh wait!! no that’s just Brodie Stone

by Dafukusay2mehuh907 February 19, 2024

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Brody

There are lots of different kinds of Brody's. But this Brody is the best kind by far. He is a literal giraffe and towers over you so you have to break your neck to look at him and tip-toe to hug him but it's worth it. He's so sweet and just a party to be around. Brody will text you constantly but it's never annoying. His texts will make you smile and you'll start to look forward to the daily "hey bestie" lighting up your phone. His voice is insane and he's actually the GOAT. He's a bit more insecure than he lets on, and tends to insult himself. He thinks he's ugly but he's actually not. Everyone's pretty sure he's gonna be hot by the end of high school and he's such a vibe. When he dances it makes your day and he always knows how to put a smile on your face. Brody keeps you laughing and it's hard to be sad around him. When you really get to know him and build some trust you can have some deep conversations with him. It's always a good day when you see Brody. Find yourself a guy like Brody and boy, are you in luck.

1: Brody you're such a vibe
Brody: I know I'm kinda goated
2: yessir!

by twocoolwaffles March 22, 2022

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