brewing torpedo

The feeling you get when you are deep inside your lady's sloppy wet pussy and you're about to bust a nut.

I was deep inside Gertrude last night. She gave me the best brewing torpedo that came from deep within my balls. It was amazing!!!aghhhh

by Creepy Peter August 3, 2016

brewed bread

when you wanna eat brewed bread (weirdo) but the bread is a penguin so you got brewed dead penguin

timmy: brewed bread yum

bob: u weird- WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!
timmy: brewed bread

bob: NO THATS DEAD PENGUIN
timmy: WAIT WHAT
bob: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
timmy: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

BOB: EAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
timmy: wait what you said EA now we are dead
CIA: hi wait WHAT THE HELL IS THAT
Timmy & Bob: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THE CIA
timmy: its brewed bread

CIA: what
timmy: but the bread is a dead-
CIA: body?
timmy: no penguin.
CIA & BOB: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
TIMMY: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by tomato mad that likes penguin October 11, 2020

brewing the tea

When someone's got tea to spill but they're gathering more information/getting it together in said persons mind OR drama has started and everyone else is waiting for the "tea" to finish "brewing".

"What's the tea sis?"
"I'm brewing the tea."

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"Dude did you hear what happened?"
"Yeah! Everyone's waiting for the tea to finish brewing."

by ThatFluffyUnicorn June 17, 2019

British Brew

When British lovers brew their favorite tea and use it as lubricant for handjobs, sex, etc.

- How'd sex go with that British girl you met?

- Bro she taught me how to British Brew, and it was nasty. They sure do live their tea.

by The_Tru_Baller May 20, 2015

Witches brew

Chocolate oatmeal

My shit looks like witches brew because I had to many wings last night

by 3littlewindowsills June 9, 2022

Brew Monkey

The person issued the task of making "brews" or cups of our hot beverage of choice for a period of time. ie: a night or weekend.

"Lee you are now the brew monkey."

by Aradin October 30, 2007

Brew up

To make a pot of tea. Usually used in the context of plural .. a pot of tea of several cups, rather than single cup, when you would instead say, "making a brew"

I'm just going to brew up. Fancy one?

by Something no one else is using February 21, 2019