BOWERS

A bower is another term for 'lanky freak' who cannot handle excessive amounts of alcohol, wears dangly earrings to over compensate for his small rugby roger and runs around completely naked when told by his mates. His typical mating call is 'comeee on' or 'ya bastard'. Usually, bowers are loyal vegans however when they find Shrewsbury meat, all loyalty goes out the window.

I've pulled a bowers! I can't get my earrings in, sod it (passes out).

by XxxxB2xxxX February 5, 2021

boeeg'ers

poggers but egg

- person 1: that's an ugly egg
-person 2: nah you wrong that egg is very boeeg'ers

by The Chaos Gang June 5, 2021

boreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed

being so hellishly bored you searched the word on the Urban Dictionary with 18 E's

i'm so boreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed

by veryboredhandle November 25, 2021

Bowel Rejection

When you get that feeling you really need to shit but you've been sitting on the toilet for an hour or more and nothing comes out.

Dude, i tried taking a shit yesterday, but i got a Bowel Rejection instead.

by What_was_taken November 27, 2021

Bowen

has the biggest balls and super attractive

bowen is awesome sauce

by Bowenbowenpantsbowen December 1, 2021

Bowel Relief Exuberance

The repeated experience that the shit just taken is the best, most massive, gut-emptying shit of all time.

After taking a shit:
Roommate 1: "that was the nastiest shit of all time."
Roommate 2: You say that after every shit. You're just having Bowel Relief Exuberance!

by Perv Johnson August 19, 2022

Bowel Job

Receiving a blow job while making a bowel movement.

She gave me a bowel job last night. Unfortunately for her I had explosive diarrhea.

by Phillip Kelly September 10, 2022