Dog's bollocks

The old version of the colon(also toilet related):- when someone types :-
A bit dirtier than i thought, i thought the smiley had a nose but instead it gained a nus

Hey, VSauce michael here, did you know that back in the day, people but a - in front of the :?:- I want you to guess what it was called; dog's bollocks

by Nintendrew November 14, 2022

middle bollock

A stumpy micro penis. Dinstinguishable only by squinting.

He had a middle bollock. A stumpy micro penis, I could only see it if I squinted.

by Lucy Cornwall December 19, 2017

Bollocks

In modern short terms: Bullshit
In old terms: An eggplant

Example 1
Person 1: I'm getting a girl at the club today
Person 2: Bollocks, you're too much of a dummy or weakling to get one

Example 2
Person 1: My boss just keeps pushing me around and expects me to be his punching bag. He barely pays me enough too.
Person 2: Then bro, quit. You don't wanna be grabbing bollocks all of the time

by Juice WRLD but alive May 23, 2021

Bollocks

Term used for sorrow.

“My mom just died”. “Bollocks”.

by James Mays cousin October 17, 2022

Bollocks

(South of England): shoes, trainers, etc

(North of England): balls, cock

Hey, those are some really nice bollocks you have there!
Hey, put your bollocks away!

by Milly_Foshe July 12, 2023

Bollocks

The opposite of the term brilliant in that it is a term the British use to describe everything.

The idea that a rice cooker is a rice cooker when it isn't cooking or heating rice is bollocks.

by DesignerBabyReplicant July 31, 2016

bollock yoghurt

siemen, come, sex wee

...then i fired my bollock yoghurt in her face..

by asbo the guru May 18, 2018