good morning and god bless

When you shit, drink coffe, and eat breakfast at the same time while on a toilet

Person 1: Hey I need to use the bathroom, what are you doing in there?
Person 2: Good morning and god bless!

by Kharasmatic Kangaroo Klan May 23, 2018

Good morning and god bless

The act of eating breakfast in the toilet

Amy: *knock knock* I need to use the toilet

Tom: I’m having a good morning and god bless

Amy: I’ll come back later

by Robbohehe May 23, 2018

good morning and god bless

A Good Morning and God Bless is when you have breakfast and coffee while also using the toilet at the same time to start your morning.

I love hearing the ceiling fan during my good morning and god bless and find it soothing.

by Josetiz98 May 23, 2018

good morning and god bless

When u are taking a shit and u have breakfast and coffee while doing it

Wow that was a really nice good morning and god bless

by Bgdkng69420 June 8, 2018

count your blessing

be grateful of a positive outcome then negative (vice versa) or last second decision that would’ve turn sour of the matter at that time or place.

“Count your blessing” as today is not your time.

by VicBeRolling May 29, 2023

Dr. Bless

Bless your fucking pussy

You: who the hell is Dr. Bless??
Me: Dr. Bless your fucking pussy

by luckyisavirgin June 17, 2021

Greek Blessing

When a Greek Orthodox priest comes over to bless your house, but instead takes a horrendous crap in your bathroom.

The priest totally fooled us and gave us a Greek blessing.

by Pre1982Penny January 21, 2010