a cock blaster is when you take a peice of cheese and a straw berry and you feed it to you preacious cock and it magicly explodes and the person next you says 'Whoa its a cock blaster!' and the cock explodes in the air and it looks like a fire work
by mega apple eater October 22, 2017

by Senutobi December 31, 2020

by UDRejuvenator January 2, 2025

The type of genre of music that will make sure you get laid. Blaster edition stands for a record about this genre without any songs on the record. Length of recorded music, 00:00.
explaining to teacher about why he wrote pussy destroyer blaster edition in his locker. Pulls up this on his phone.
by Lockerpussyman May 16, 2018

An individual who is always down to have a good time and be hilarious. A Blaster Is not judgmental and above all is absolutely NOT boring.
by master blast February 27, 2022

by mr optimus prime February 4, 2024

Sticking a power washer and proceeding to turn it on, effectively cleaning out one's insides. Soap is optional.
by Sweater man March 10, 2017
