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blades

"riding on blades" --> travel by air
by Pseudohippopotamus July 16, 2019
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Blade eater

1. A person who likes to suck d*ick just for fun, not necessarily for gay reasons.

2. Someone who's always fucking around doing whatever comes to mind.
I don't like joining my friends Discord server, there's so many blade eaters lately.
by Larry Capucha March 24, 2023
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Stellar Blade

A mediocre hack-and-slash game set in a post-alien invasion apocalypse. It would've flown under the radar if not for a horde of disingenuous sockfuckers who attempted to hijack the game and weaponize its main character into an act of revenge porn against women in gaming circles.
"God, this is the fourth time today you've yapped about Stellar Blade. Don't you play any other game? And what the hell's that smell!?"
by Intelligence001 April 7, 2025
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Blubber Blades

when a woman has too much fat in her shoulder blade area and the back area just beneath. Especially noticable when a woman has turned her torso.
Colette's rack is smokin' but whoa! go behind her and check out those blubber blades.
by CatchAll January 16, 2009
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Blade Runner

Noun.

When a baby or toddler craps his/her diapers and the poop not only escapes the diaper, it runs up the back and reaches the shoulder blades.
"Van Damme!" Jason said to his wife whilst gasping for air. "Just throw the kid right in the shower and burn his clothes, Ian did a Blade Runner! We're never taking him to Taco Bell again!"
by Tungsten Red November 17, 2020
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blade range

1) Personal space. 2) The 3 foot area immediately surrounding one's person. 3) The area in which you donot allow blades. 4) The general viscinity in which blades feel most comfortable.
I had to slap your boy out of blade range, he was testing my manhood
by Clancy January 20, 2004
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Mr blades

Some old guy at our school who likes to talk about how we’re all gonna be failures at life
His other most notorious act is putting the entire 8th grade in detention
Mr Blades: you’re all gonna be failures in life
(Nolan proceeds to flip off Mr Blades)
by Incest McButtfuck November 27, 2017
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