birthday

A reason to drink. (see also: Halloween, New Years Eve, Independence Day, Easter, Mardi Gras, Cinco de Mayo, Friday)

On his birthday, Charlie consumed twice his weight in beer.

by asdfasdfasdfasdfg January 6, 2012

Birthday

A reminder of the time when your parents fucked up.

Happy Birthday Asshole

by UrAssCheek September 21, 2017

Happy Birthday

A wish you give to someone you want to wish someone to enjoy the day of their birth, and celebrate another year of life.

Person 1: Happy birthday Emy!

by KingLobster77 August 28, 2021

Kankakee Birthday

While having sex, you shit on your partners chest. Then stick candles in it, light them, and allow your partner to make a wish and blow them out.

I gave my girlfriend a Kankakee Birthday last night.

by Rodeo Fan 94 July 18, 2009

Your Birthday

Your birthday is a special day where you celebrate the day you were born.
Usually with a cake and/or gifts.
If today is Your Birthday happy birthday

Lucy: hey Isabella it's your birthday! Happy Birthday
Isabella: aww thanks

by GlitchtheGamer December 21, 2019

Birthday Surprise

A sexual maneuver in which, on the recipient's birthday, the birthday person bends over in the dark. A large black candle is then carried in and "Happy Birthday" is sung. As the song concludes, the candle is lit and inserted into the ass of the person. The candle is thrust into the ass, once for each year of the person's age. At this time "Are you 1? Are you 2?..." is chanted. The candle can then be removed.

"Yeah, it was Debbie's birthday last weekend...We gave her a Birthday Surprise, she couldn't walk right for a week."

by lmerfudd January 20, 2009

Birthday Dump

You are hammered drunk and you decide to drop one down, only you find that it happens to be the best damn turd of your young life. It was so good in fact, that you feel as if it was your birthday.

On occasion, the loaf itself refuses to be flushed, enhancing/dampening the birthday effect depending on location.

You are wishing someone happy birthday at a bar, perhaps for their 12:01, and instead of singing the happy birthday song when everyone else is singing it, you yell "take a birthday dump....Jesse Reimer!"

"TAKE A BIRFDAY DUMP" (if ur black)

by Ice HOuse April 3, 2008