celebratory dick beating

The act of jerking off after momentous endeavor

"I just finished cleaning the house, now for a celebratory dick beating"

by sexy_ranga June 5, 2014

The Furry Beating Act Of 2021

if you want to beat a furry without ANY consequence then you can beat them under the furry beating act of 2021. also can be referred to as TFBA or TFBAO2021

joe: i will beat a furry today
furry: haha no! i will cancel you on twitter.com!
joe: The Furry Beating Act Of 2021
furry: oh crud

by AtOneWithTheSussy November 28, 2021

Smell a beating

When you hear a sibling or another child speak in a tone toward an authority figure in which you can sense/feel that they are about to get an ass beating of a life time.

Jerry- I HATE YOU BITCH
ME- “I smell a beating”

by StaplesXD July 9, 2022

Yogi bearing

To steal a co-worker's lunch from the breakroom fridge.

I was so hungry today, I starting Yogi bearing the fridge at work.

by James Frohlich January 3, 2012

beating bludgers

See beat your bludgers.

beat your bludgers

by The Ravenclaw Seeker March 4, 2005

beening

Water that is so hot that it's cold, or vice versa

"Turn down the temperature!! It's beening in here!"

by The Lisssssssa June 11, 2006

Beating his cyclopse

They act of going to the bathroom to take a dump but secretly beating ur meat instead.

Even though derek said he fell asleep on the toilet i knew he was beating his cyclopse

by DG RAGE April 13, 2011