Tower of Babel

When you have sex with a person that does not speak the same language

Mid Coitus

Woman: Kimochi! Kimochi!!!!
Man: What the hell are you sayin' lady, it's like the Tower of Babel.

by anoymous225kittykittylicklick May 28, 2009

babel

tower of babel is located near Baghdad iraq. Where God confused language of the people at Babel..

after ten thousand years iraq's are now confused by GWB.
El presidente es Estados Unidos!
Not to worry in 255 more years no more babel...

California's starting to babel ( internet new tower of babel )

by itichie_nocanpo August 10, 2006

Bagel with cream cheese

5 or more men cum on a bagel. The last person to cum has to eat it.

Bobby:"I can't believe I had to eat the bagel with cream cheese."

Max:"It's all in the practice."

by BURR!2 May 13, 2011

jew bagel

having or consisting of unlied jewish qualities
of or pertaining to "bad jew"

tristen: I need money
will: dude ur such a jew bagel

by willz69 October 26, 2007

Bagel Bag

a bag used for sacking jewish individuals when they are being particularly bagel-ish.

My friend and I bagged 13 bagels today.

by Me January 3, 2004

Bagel bender

An english slang term for a "jew". The term doesn't refer to the religion "Judaism" or Jews themselves, but it refers to a person who may "cheap" out or cheat somebody.

To "jew" someone is to rip them off either financially or with other items of value.

Bagel bent, however, is the past tense slang for someone who got "jewed" by a "jew".

This guy ripped me off in buying these new headphones, what a bagel bender

I got bagel bent by a bagel bender from trying to buy his vehicle at a lower price!

She poked a hole in the condom...what a bagel bender...

by I just got bagel bent! damn! September 11, 2011

Bagel Dog

The act of wrapping the penis around the skin flap/fold of an obese female, or male until said penis looks like a bagel dog.

Jim: hey Eric see that fat chick over there

Eric: where?

Jim: over there

Eric: yea

Jim: I'm totally gonna bagel dog her

by Theoutlawjosiewhales August 15, 2009