bating

The art of luring pedophiles to contact you on instant messenger under the illusion that you are a 12 year old girl. Then you fuck with them as unmercifully as possible. (source: Doug Stanhope)

Bating is the perfect thing to do on a saturday night

by Champdelachamp November 17, 2006

Baking bread

The method used when facing ED, much like a natural viagra. In most cases, baking the bread is applied when an individual is intoxicated. The theory states that when an individual is unable to get a boner, he places his soft serve weiner into a girls vagina. The vag acts like an oven and when a doughy d mixes with the vag juice in the warm oven and causes the weiner to get hard. A female mouth, or in a bernie's case a male mouth, can also be used to 'bake the bread.' This theory battles Einsteins theory of relativety as the most significant theory in history. It will not hold with anal sex though... would bread rise in a smell refrigerator?

Mateo: Yo, I got my D dubs last night
delmar: Not a chance, I saw you in the bar last night and you were plastered. There is no way you boned
Mateo: Dude, I was Baking bread, works every time
delmar: mmm yeasty

by allstarme November 9, 2007

mass buying

Something xenophobic bunch of white people say to discredit POC's success and fan power be ause they can't swallow the fact hat they can be successful in the west too.

Person 1: Have you heard about how this particular artist got #1? It's so huge!
Person 2: Oh? It's probably fandom mass buying because there's no way an asian is having such success in the US

by lisaslili August 11, 2021

baking a cake

the act of masterbation

"the phone rung so many times, but i couldn't answer i was in the middle of baking a cake."

by gene-v February 6, 2009

Bating Hoop

Batin(g) Hoop (m) verb; to engage in the act of bating a females hoop.

Bating hoop is also an act of exchanging neutralised parts.

Hoop Batin(g) is an act that is only preformed by the most daycent of feens. Bating hoop can be extremely dangerous and is to be treated with great caution

Jeff: Dude! I'd bate her hoop all day.

Kevin:You like Bating Hoop!:O

by hoopbater2k10 April 25, 2010

Bajingle

When you bounce a guy's balls until he screams "Bazinga!" The more forceful, the squeakier the bazinga will be.

"Oh fuck, I gotta change my underwear."

"Hmm did your gf just bajingle you?"

by Alakazam! March 28, 2015

Bazingle

Pissing and drinking pop at the same time

I'm gonna go bazingle

by Troy josey January 8, 2019