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gab my blabster, bashers

A term of endearment towards hookers that one frequently visits.

This is because every one knows that after having continual sexual intercourse (for hours on end) a repetitive "gab, gab" of a wet sound is created. It is also well known that many men like to eat melted cheese while visiting hookers, so they pronounce hookers as "bashers" and their "dickster", namely their penis, as a "blabster." Scientists in nothern russia estimate that this phrase is used most commonly by homosexually-inclined eskimos.
"Yeah! Ready to gab my blabster, bashers? The usual, $30."
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Bassenstein

n.
A bass turned self-aware monster having the appearance of a man.
Bassenstein came alive with the full moon and blood-shat a huge stank-funk that rattled the backbone of the network.
by zerokarmaleft April 4, 2005
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Pulling A Bassett

attempting to cover up your obvious and blatant homosexuality by maintaining a long-distance relationship with a high school "sweetheart"
I didn't want to come out to my friends, so I ended up pulling a Bassett and fooled everyone.
by vengeance81 January 6, 2011
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Joshua Bassett

A guy who BROKE queen Olivia Rodrigo's heart to leave her for a BLONDE. We DONT stan Joshua Basset. He is no longer the cute guy we all like from HSMTMTS He said forever now she drives alone past his street.
Person one: Joshua Bassett broke my heart.
Person two: You talked to Joshua Bassett?? No wonder.
by asaggitariuswhore January 15, 2021
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Basset Hound

1. BASSET HOUND = Mountain lion a male 45 -55 yo. 2. A Basset Hound is similar to a Wolf Hound, only it refers to an un-attrative past his prime man seeking younger women. 3. The only difference between the terms Basset Hound and and Wolf Hound are that Wolf Hounds are usually somewhat attractive and Basset Hounds are usually quit wrinkled, worn out and loose.
What happened to Charlie Sheen he is such a Basset Hound.
by feeling left out June 21, 2013
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turkey baster

Someone who teases heavily with intent to arouse sexually. Getting a woman wet before sex.
You turkey baster! (said while being sexually teased)
by kinkasaur November 13, 2006
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basterbating

V. (Baz-ter-BAY-ting):
The act of masturbating using garlic bread or the grease from garlic bread. This has been known to cause plane crashes and affect Counter-Strike:Source performance positively.
Example 1:
Woman: "What happened to that plane!!!!"
Man: "The pilot was basterbating..."
Woman:"Ouch..."
Man:"Yep, Virgin Airways has lost 4 planes this year to basterbating. It's a tragedy."

Example 2:
MooN: "Woah, Grazi is bhopping like a boss!!!"
PedoBear: "Yah, what's up with that?"
Grazi:"Sorry, what? I was busy basterbating"
by MooN333 September 13, 2011
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